The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right.......... ( Archived) (12)

May 20, 2018 11:58 PM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
When a man volunteers to do the Barbecue, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Barbecue Routine
1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) They tell good old Aussie barbie jokes like:
Question: What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
Answer: A stick.

12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
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May 21, 2018 2:19 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
I love doing all that whilst he fetches me my Southern Comfort laugh
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May 21, 2018 2:39 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
Mercedes_00: Yes I do
The thread, not your comment
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May 21, 2018 2:47 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
Bnaughty: The thread, not your comment
I should of asked
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May 21, 2018 2:49 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
Mercedes_00: I should of asked
No worries Skip
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May 21, 2018 2:55 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
Bnaughty: No worries Skip
Thanks cobber
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May 21, 2018 3:18 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,456 Posts
Mercedes_00: Thanks cobber
I meant mate not cobber that's bloody Lookin and his cobber laugh
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May 21, 2018 3:56 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
MikeD12
MikeD12MikeD12Broadstairs, Kent, England UK16 Threads 2 Polls 2,809 Posts
Barbecue Routine 1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

There's No point in paying a dog and barking oneself :-) laugh: laugh laugh cheers cheers cheers
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May 21, 2018 4:07 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
saidmahmoud
saidmahmoudsaidmahmoudHamburg Mitte, Hamburg Germany3 Threads 1 Polls 1,593 Posts
britishcolumbian: When a man volunteers to do the Barbecue, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Barbecue Routine
1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) They tell good old Aussie barbie jokes like:
Question: What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
Answer: A stick.

12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....
This old fashioned people actually became rare now days.
The modern men doing everything now. and some men are better than a lot of women!
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May 21, 2018 10:28 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
This old fashioned people actually became rare now days.
The modern men doing everything now. and some men are better than a lot of women!


rolling on the floor laughing A few ladies would like to disagree with you.........rolling on the floor laughing
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May 21, 2018 10:48 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
saidmahmoud
saidmahmoudsaidmahmoudHamburg Mitte, Hamburg Germany3 Threads 1 Polls 1,593 Posts
I know
The women who will not agree
1. Rainbow
2. Pkrema
3. Lindsy
4. You
5.els
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May 21, 2018 10:50 AM CST The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........
britishcolumbian
britishcolumbianbritishcolumbianunknown, British Columbia Canada153 Threads 894 Posts
saidmahmoud: I know
The women who will not agree
1. Rainbow
2. Pkrema
3. Lindsy
4. You
5.els
Yes and those who have read this but don't bother to answer should be included too....wave
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