Heatwave (34)
deviant_slice: Grass still waiting to be cut.
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Put a sign on the notice board of the local college saying Grass for sale, £5.00 per ounce - pick your own. Skins provided free with every 5oz..
You might get enough dozey students to fall for it.
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Dozey students?
That's our future you're talking about.
That's our future you're talking about.
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deviant_slice: Dozey students?
That's our future you're talking about.
Hopefully we won't live too longThat's our future you're talking about.
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mollybaby: Hopefully we won't live too long
I want to live to a ripe old age. Preferably in a care home so the kids can see their inheritance being frittered away on adult daipers and fixadent.------ This thread is Archived ------
deviant_slice: I want to live to a ripe old age. Preferably in a care home so the kids can see their inheritance being frittered away on adult daipers and fixadent.
as the children file past you......some may ask......????? what is that mummy.....???? and she will say, thats a fully growen turd.......dearest....dont get to close...............
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truheart1941: as the children file past you......some may ask......????? what is that mummy.....???? and she will say, thats a fully growen turd.......dearest....dont get to close...............
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deviant_slice: Just read that Britain is forecast to have a THREE MONTH heatwave this Summer.
Gerrin. Off to Lidl to stock up on lard.
It might even be warm enough for Merc to visit.
How warm is it Dev?Gerrin. Off to Lidl to stock up on lard.
It might even be warm enough for Merc to visit.
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24C and sunny down in the SW of England today so was able build up my tan, but meant to be getting colder with only up to about 19C for the next fortnight but sunny so will be to cold for Merc to come for now.
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Mercedes_00: How warm is it Dev?
Struggled to get above 13 degrees today.Stay where you are.
We'll come to you.
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Ye better stick up in the sun block....you know how you people fry in the sun.......
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deviant_slice: Struggled to get above 13 degrees today.
Stay where you are.
We'll come to you.
7C here today.. I'm gonna dieStay where you are.
We'll come to you.
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Enjoy your heatwave then. I don't like the hot weather even though it's a norm here in Australia.
Spring and Autumn best by far :)
Spring and Autumn best by far :)
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deviant_slice: Just read that Britain is forecast to have a THREE MONTH heatwave this Summer.
Gerrin. Off to Lidl to stock up on lard.
It might even be warm enough for Merc to visit.
Have you ever been to the Middle East? yeah we even fry eggs on the road for fun and they cook. My bro baked cookies on top of his car dashboard. He said they were edible Gerrin. Off to Lidl to stock up on lard.
It might even be warm enough for Merc to visit.
It is too damn hot here and its just the beginning of summer :( I refuse to walk anywhere and weekends I only go out in the night, anything earlier I just can't deal with.
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