Joke, Job application. (4)

Jun 19, 2018 9:55 PM CST Joke, Job application.
playnicelywithme
playnicelywithmeplaynicelywithmeTuross Head, New South Wales Australia1 Threads 8 Posts
ROYAL JOB INTERVIEW ..

Can’t beat this Aussie humour!!

Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England. She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.

They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.

She says to them: “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen."

After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: “It is also important that you don’t have knobby knees, so I need to see your knees too.”

Once she has seen their knees, she says: “Now everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials.”

Nine years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other:
”I reckon, if we just had a bit more education we would have got that job!"
Jun 20, 2018 10:55 AM CST Joke, Job application.
playnicelywithme: ROYAL JOB INTERVIEW ..

Can’t beat this Aussie humour!!

Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England. She was looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage.

They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.

She says to them: “Because my footmen must wear long white stockings, I must see your ankles to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen."

After they show her their ankles, the Queen says: “It is also important that you don’t have knobby knees, so I need to see your knees too.”

Once she has seen their knees, she says: “Now everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials.”

Nine years later, when the pair are finally released from prison, one of the blokes says to the other:
”I reckon, if we just had a bit more education we would have got that job!"
laugh ........NOT!
Jun 21, 2018 2:55 PM CST Joke, Job application.
CanuckLily
CanuckLilyCanuckLilyUnknown, Alberta Canada339 Posts
laugh good one! beer
Jun 24, 2018 5:01 AM CST Joke, Job application.
june_maklong7500
june_maklong7500june_maklong7500Pratumwan, Central Thailand Thailand35 Posts
We need to learn and know .. the way of deny or reject in that hint, don't we?
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