LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US (11)
MikeD12: The facts
1.WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.
2.LAW OF THE QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4.LAW OF TOOLS
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place.
5.BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be with.
7.LAWS OF THE RESULT & PROOF
A - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
B - When you want to prove a machine works, it will breakdown
8.LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
9.LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
10.LAW OF THE EXAM
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exam time
11.LAW OF SLEEP
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.
1.WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.
2.LAW OF THE QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4.LAW OF TOOLS
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place.
5.BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be with.
7.LAWS OF THE RESULT & PROOF
A - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
B - When you want to prove a machine works, it will breakdown
8.LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
9.LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
10.LAW OF THE EXAM
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exam time
11.LAW OF SLEEP
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.
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You forgot Murphy's Law.
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mykingdomforanam: You forgot Murphy's Law.
So enlighten us - How does Newto compare intellectually with an Irish Spud pickin Guiness swiller 
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MikeD12: So enlighten us - How does Newto compare intellectually with an Irish Spud pickin Guiness swiller
But I like Murphy!What about the Sod' s law?
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When you look your best and go out you wont run into anyone you know....when you just got out of bed and run out to get coffee you will run into the whole neighborhood.....
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Song, it figures. Meeting the man of your dreams, then his beautiful wife.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train!
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MikeD12: So enlighten us - How does Newto compare intellectually with an Irish Spud pickin Guiness swiller
Mr. Notnearasgoodasa-IrishSpudpickinGuinessswiller, Neither of them is related to you; so they could both spell, "Newton."
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mykingdomforanam: Mr. Notnearasgoodasa-IrishSpudpickinGuinessswiller,
Neither of them is related to you; so they could both spell, "Newton."
my omission of the n was deliberate - but I forgot that on CS such subtle humour Neither of them is related to you; so they could both spell, "Newton."
is lost on most white Americans who can't even spell or speak english .
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1.WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.
2.LAW OF THE QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4.LAW OF TOOLS
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place.
5.BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be with.
7.LAWS OF THE RESULT & PROOF
A - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
B - When you want to prove a machine works, it will breakdown
8.LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
9.LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
10.LAW OF THE EXAM
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exam time
11.LAW OF SLEEP
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.