Better late than never. (15)

Jul 9, 2018 12:33 PM CST Better late than never.
I bet Theresa was beginning to think Dave and Boris were never going to go. laugh
Jul 9, 2018 12:35 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 3,450 Posts
What have I missed?
Jul 9, 2018 12:38 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 3,450 Posts
Just checked the news.

You're out of the loop for a few hours and the world goes to pot.
Jul 9, 2018 12:42 PM CST Better late than never.
Bogart_1960online today!
Bogart_1960online today!Bogart_1960Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote dAzur France43 Threads 1 Polls 8,837 Posts
Theresa May yells “BASTARDS!” into empty cabinet room


The Prime Minister’s key cabinet members are dropping like trousers at an actually-good orgy and we expect there will be none left by the time we’re done writing this sen- ah yes, there goes Boris.

“f**ker!” confirmed the Prime Minister, hurling an empty whisky bottle at the wall, which didn’t actually shatter, it just kind of bonked off the surface and landed intact on the carpet because the poor woman is that ineffective.

“You know what, fine. I’ll do Brexit on my OWN. Get me some crayons!” demanded the Prime Minister, although God knows who she was talking to as her own secretary just resigned too.

“I’m a bit worried about her,” said a nearby cleaner.

“Not for her health, obviously, but she’s going to make a moderate to bad mess in there by herself and it’s just me today – the rest of the cleaning staff have resigned.”

Slumping on the oak table, Mrs May said, “I just wanted to get everything right and march the UK out of the EU and into economic and social oblivion.

“Where did I go WRONG?!”

Jul 9, 2018 1:10 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice: Just checked the news.

You're out of the loop for a few hours and the world goes to pot.
It's all part of the plan, it just took longer than expected.
Jul 9, 2018 1:35 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 3,450 Posts
Harbal: It's all part of the plan, it just took longer than expected.
No one told me there was a plan. Crafty.

Slightly off topic, I drove through your neck of the woods today. I waved but you never waved back.
Jul 9, 2018 1:44 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice: No one told me there was a plan. Crafty.

Slightly off topic, I drove through your neck of the woods today. I waved but you never waved back.
That wasn't me, us Yorkshire men all look the same. But, just in case it was me: wave
Jul 9, 2018 1:49 PM CST Better late than never.
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden29 Threads 2 Polls 1,350 Posts
I already miss Boris! THE Boris!!! Oh, Boris...

...and all the Boris jokes.

By the way, hows happened he got such an unusual for GB name?
Jul 9, 2018 1:55 PM CST Better late than never.
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 3,450 Posts
Harbal: That wasn't me, us Yorkshire men all look the same.
For some reason, Charlie Williams sprang to mind.
Jul 9, 2018 2:43 PM CST Better late than never.
He never brushes his hair conversing
Jul 9, 2018 3:06 PM CST Better late than never.
Boris will bounce back.


He'll zipline onto a trampoline
Jul 9, 2018 6:06 PM CST Better late than never.
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden29 Threads 2 Polls 1,350 Posts
mollybaby: Boris will bounce back.


He'll zipline onto a trampoline
You wonder why they are not on barricades. The elite lied to their faces to that degree that you can call it "had". They were had. By such cheap jerks like Boris. They still are being had. And they are not on barricades.

So Swedish...
Jul 9, 2018 6:09 PM CST Better late than never.
Tulefell: You wonder why they are not on barricades. The elite lied to their faces to that degree that you can call it "had". They were had. By such cheap jerks like Boris. They still are being had. And they are not on barricades.

So Swedish...
People often prefer to be fooled rather than take responsibility for their actions.

Weather and politics are needed as topics of conversation and complaints.
Jul 9, 2018 6:13 PM CST Better late than never.
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden29 Threads 2 Polls 1,350 Posts
mollybaby: People often prefer to be fooled rather than take responsibility for their actions.

Weather and politics are needed as topics of conversation and complaints.
Weather and football, mah dear, weather and football :)

To keep it English
Jul 9, 2018 6:19 PM CST Better late than never.
Tulefell: Weather and football, mah dear, weather and football :)

To keep it English
That too laugh
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