Lawyers in the courtroom, true happenings (7)
I am still laughing Jenny, and that is about 10 minutes already.
Thanks for the entertainment.
Thanks for the entertainment.
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lindsyjones: I am still laughing Jenny, and that is about 10 minutes already.
Thanks for the entertainment.
Difficult to believe this is it not Lin? Thanks for the entertainment.
I am sure they all have gone throught university? Well it shows
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having had to attend court Hearings and actions and been questioned over various work related issues, I can quite believe this is an all true account and I too can't stop laughing. Brilliant - The name Lawyer should be scrubbed - likepoliticians ( many of whom are Lawyers ) They are all expert Liars and Thieves 
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MikeD12: having had to attend court Hearings and actions and been questioned over various work related issues, I can quite believe this is an all true account and I too can't stop laughing. Brilliant - The name Lawyer should be scrubbed - likepoliticians ( many of whom are Lawyers ) They are all expert Liars and Thieves
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Lol I can imagene you in the courtroom Mike sparks flying for sure. Jenny
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Lol Imagine my spelling is not getting better
I used to have a spell check on here where did it go? Jenny
I used to have a spell check on here where did it go?
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Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year !
Lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide?
Witness: (looking confused) Is that a question?
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Witness: What do you think counselor.
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Witness: Excuse me counselor can you repeat the question?
Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me"
Lawyer. And did he kill you?
Witness: Yes!
Lawyer: (Showing the witness a picture) That's You?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And you where present Right ! when the picture was taken ?