Do you remember your first time? ( Archived) (16)

Aug 31, 2018 4:30 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
We’re you scare? Share. wave
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Aug 31, 2018 4:35 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
I remember the first time the handlebars came off my bike.....while I was riding it......help
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Aug 31, 2018 4:45 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
M4_Mischief: I remember the first time the handlebars came off my bike.....while I was riding it......
wow I hope that was the last time something like that happene. laugh
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Aug 31, 2018 5:00 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
well not really.....but that was the first time...then it was cars after that.......laugh
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Aug 31, 2018 6:32 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
M4_Mischief: well not really.....but that was the first time...then it was cars after that.......
Oh well, my first throw was with Patty Wood laugh
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Aug 31, 2018 7:02 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
galrads: We’re you scare? Share.
Yes, I remember.
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Sep 1, 2018 12:45 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
ysabeljhen
ysabeljhenysabeljhenFlying Fish Cove, Christmas Island71 Threads 2 Polls 1,874 Posts
galrads: We’re you scare? Share.
Never forget my first time evercheers
It was wild and freeapplause cheers
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Nov 17, 2018 5:45 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
charles_nz
charles_nzcharles_nzChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand1,386 Posts
You mean the first time driving a car?

I actually drove it into a power pole the first time.
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Nov 17, 2018 9:31 PM CST Do you remember your first time?
My first time:

I was 17. I was working on a washing machine for a lady that lived 2 houses up the street. A friend came over and said "There's a phone call for you at baldy's". Baldy's was a candy store across the street which got it's name from the owner who was completely bald. I went to take the call immediately because a call costs a nickle for 3 minutes. It was my friend Danny. He said "Hey Whip (that was my nickname in those days) get up to Frankie Walters house, theres a chick up there and she's puttin out." I said, "But I'm working on a washing machine and I can't leave." He said "WHAT? Did you hear what I said"? There's a woman, a real woman up at Frankies house and all the guys are taking turns." I said "OK, I'll get up there as soon as I can." I went back to working on the washing machine and all of a sudden I stopped and said to myself "What the hell am I doing"? I put my tools down and took off for Frankies house as fast as I could. Like a tyical NYC apt it was what is called a Railroad Flat meaning the rooms are all in a row. When I got there they said she was in the front room so I walked to the front room and there she was lyng in a bed under a blanket. There was a TV in the corner and it was on and they were broadcasting the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth and the woman was watching the TV. I said Hi, and she said Hi. There were 2 other girls at the apt but they were not a part of the proceedings, they just happened to be there. I took off my shoes and hopped under the blanket. I didn't even take my pants off. Hey, what the hell did I know, I was a 17 year old virgin! Well I said I wanted to see her womanhood repeatedly cause I had never seen one before and she kept refusing. I imagine after about 8 guys it probably wasn't in pristine condition and she was embarrassed. Anyway I was doing my thing when one of the other girls came in and asked "Florida" (that's what she said her name was) if she wanted a sandwich? Flo said "Yes please, a ham & cheese". The girl left and came back with a sandwich and Flo started eating it while she watched the Coronation on TV. Through all this I was in the saddle doing the nasty. Well, after about 45 minutes I was done and I said "Whew, that was a long one." She said "Yeah it was." I got up and said "See ya" and walked to the kitchen where I met a kid I hadn't seen since 3rd grade. Then I left and went back to working on that stupid washing machine.
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Nov 18, 2018 5:00 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
bodleing2
bodleing2bodleing2Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK84 Threads 6,132 Posts
Yes, I remember the first time.
The steering wheel got in the way and none of the other passengers would swap seats.



grin
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Nov 18, 2018 5:58 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
ChesneyChrist: To be honest my first time was the fakest o*gasm I’ve ever faked. I don’t know whether I was more afraid because it was my first time or more afraid of her boyfriend turning up.
My advice for men is don’t be too scared to lose your virginity to someone you actually like. Virginity is not a curse to be removed by a convenient wet hole.
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Nov 18, 2018 6:15 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
ChesneyChrist: My advice for men is don’t be too scared to lose your virginity to someone you actually like. Virginity is not a curse to be removed by a convenient wet hole.
It’s bad for both them and you the way we men stoop to conquer there ought to be proper standards. One mans practice girl becomes the next mans demanding wife. Whenever one man lowers his standards it inflates the price of woman.
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Nov 18, 2018 6:30 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
bodleing2: Yes, I remember the first time.
The steering wheel got in the way and none of the other passengers would swap seats.
Thats because you guys put the steering wheel on the wrong side if the car. laugh
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Nov 18, 2018 7:54 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
galrads: We’re you scare? Share.
yes i was 16.
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Nov 18, 2018 11:32 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
pKrema
pKremapKremaAt home, Shumen Bulgaria6 Threads 4,707 Posts
Nothing to brag about...
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Nov 18, 2018 11:37 AM CST Do you remember your first time?
First time I got drunk, I don't remember much but do remember busting my hand open with glass after breaking a bunch of beer bottles off the face of a cliff.
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