DAILY HOROSCOPE (24)
ysabeljhen: Libra
The moon enters your sign today, Libra! Do something special to nurture your body and spirit. Call a friend and gossip…or maybe just take a walk through a neighborhood you love. Mars enters Aquarius tonight, bringing plenty of passion and creative inspiration!
What about you ?
Let's have some fun
IF U MAKE YOUR OWN DAILY HOROSCOPE....WHAT WOULD IT BE?
LET US KNOW IF ITS OK
my Cancer sign has few exciting things to talk about. We’re doomed to love the home life but gets along well with few other signs. The moon enters your sign today, Libra! Do something special to nurture your body and spirit. Call a friend and gossip…or maybe just take a walk through a neighborhood you love. Mars enters Aquarius tonight, bringing plenty of passion and creative inspiration!
What about you ?
Let's have some fun
IF U MAKE YOUR OWN DAILY HOROSCOPE....WHAT WOULD IT BE?
LET US KNOW IF ITS OK
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galrads: my Cancer sign has few exciting things to talk about. We’re doomed to love the home life but gets along well with few other signs.
hey RobertThere are many exciting things
Would u mind to share ...would be exciting
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Here's whay I 've got
Libra rules the zodiac’s seventh house of relationships, and you’re at your best when you have a companion to share your life with. A romantic idealist, you’ll wander the Earth looking for the perfect match. In fact, you’ll wait years until the right person comes along, leaving friends and family wondering why someone with your charm and good looks is still single. And if you’re reading this Libra love horoscope, you may be wondering too
Libra rules the zodiac’s seventh house of relationships, and you’re at your best when you have a companion to share your life with. A romantic idealist, you’ll wander the Earth looking for the perfect match. In fact, you’ll wait years until the right person comes along, leaving friends and family wondering why someone with your charm and good looks is still single. And if you’re reading this Libra love horoscope, you may be wondering too
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Scorpio, you're going to get all your housework done today, but still have time to rest your lumpy granny feet before your working week begins. Sorry, the stars are clean out of stereotypical Scorpio fire and passion, but, hey, that's life. Be glad you don't have a disease.
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jac_the_gripper: Scorpio, you're going to get all your housework done today, but still have time to rest your lumpy granny feet before your working week begins. Sorry, the stars are clean out of stereotypical Scorpio fire and passion, but, hey, that's life. Be glad you don't have a disease.
Jac Brilliant u are the 1st one to make Scorpion are fearless I know of some but passionate and warm
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ysabeljhen: Jac Brilliant u are the 1st one to make
Scorpion are fearless I know of some but passionate and warm
Aries people are warm and passionate and search the eath for a signisicant other to love and cherishScorpion are fearless I know of some but passionate and warm
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aries1234: Aries people are warm and passionate and search the eath for a signisicant other to love and cherish
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To be fearless would be somewhat psychopathic, yet to go ahead and face the things we fear is a measure of courage.
We all end up doing that at some point, regardless of our star sign.
We all end up doing that at some point, regardless of our star sign.
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jac_the_gripper: To be fearless would be somewhat psychopathic, yet to go ahead and face the things we fear is a measure of courage.
We all end up doing that at some point, regardless of our star sign.
precisely jac We all end up doing that at some point, regardless of our star sign.
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Meh, if you had any friends you'd only eat them for your supper. 
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jac_the_gripper: Meh, if you had any friends you'd only eat them for your supper.
They would be bbq'd 
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Don't expect me to bring own red. 
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Dear Gemini
Today you shall be in two minds
Today you shall be in two minds
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jac_the_gripper: Don't expect me to bring own red.
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John333333: Dear Gemini
Today you shall be in two minds
john I quoted this for u incase u can relate Today you shall be in two minds
"Gemini Love To Communicate!
Lots of Gemini’s love to talk. In fact, it can be said that their “gift of the gab” is greater than any of the other signs in the zodiac! Gemini’s are usually very expressive...."
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ysabeljhen: Pek thats a bit creepy
but u have determination actually
it says HORRORscope...but u have determination actually
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Weird Al Yankovitch, Horroscope for today.
[Verse 1]
AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
Freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life
By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
With the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance
No matter what those idiots at work say
ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless
When you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today
(That's your horoscope for today)
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
(That's your horoscope for today)
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay
That's your horoscope for today
[Verse 2]
GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again
By your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble
When your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend
The rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
While taking your driver's test
LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
And staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding
Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent
Except for you
Expect a big surprise today
When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Now you may find it inconceivable
Or at the very least a bit unlikely
That the relative position of the planets
And the stars could have a special deep significance
Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
But let me give you my assurance
That these forecasts and predictions
Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
That every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
[Verse 3]
LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner
For someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine
Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip
When you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem
You stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back
(Kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
You've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
But you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows
And never, never, never, never, never leave my house again
x2
[Verse 1]
AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue
Freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life
By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos
With the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance
No matter what those idiots at work say
ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless
When you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf
Then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up
Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today
(That's your horoscope for today)
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
(That's your horoscope for today)
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay
That's your horoscope for today
[Verse 2]
GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again
By your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble
When your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend
The rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
While taking your driver's test
LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt
And staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding
Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik
VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent
Except for you
Expect a big surprise today
When you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
Now you may find it inconceivable
Or at the very least a bit unlikely
That the relative position of the planets
And the stars could have a special deep significance
Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you
But let me give you my assurance
That these forecasts and predictions
Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize
That every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
[Verse 3]
LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner
For someone much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine
Remember that when your appendix bursts next week
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip
When you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem
You stupid freak
SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back
(Kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
You've got hanging in your den
CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
But you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows
And never, never, never, never, never leave my house again
x2
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ysabeljhen: Libra
The moon enters your sign today, Libra! Do something special to nurture your body and spirit. Call a friend and gossip…or maybe just take a walk through a neighborhood you love. Mars enters Aquarius tonight, bringing plenty of passion and creative inspiration!
What about you ?
Let's have some fun
IF U MAKE YOUR OWN DAILY HOROSCOPE....WHAT WOULD IT BE?
LET US KNOW IF ITS OK
Deep sea Honey badger The moon enters your sign today, Libra! Do something special to nurture your body and spirit. Call a friend and gossip…or maybe just take a walk through a neighborhood you love. Mars enters Aquarius tonight, bringing plenty of passion and creative inspiration!
What about you ?
Let's have some fun
IF U MAKE YOUR OWN DAILY HOROSCOPE....WHAT WOULD IT BE?
LET US KNOW IF ITS OK
Today you will clean your phone screen ,have a smoke ,checkout the schnapps in your fridge
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Limun: Deep sea Honey badger
Today you will clean your phone screen ,have a smoke ,checkout the schnapps in your fridge
Today you will clean your phone screen ,have a smoke ,checkout the schnapps in your fridge
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The moon enters your sign today, Libra! Do something special to nurture your body and spirit. Call a friend and gossip…or maybe just take a walk through a neighborhood you love. Mars enters Aquarius tonight, bringing plenty of passion and creative inspiration!
What about you ?
Let's have some fun
IF U MAKE YOUR OWN DAILY HOROSCOPE....WHAT WOULD IT BE?
LET US KNOW IF ITS OK