Things that spell instant death on the first date... (117)
MisterForYouValletta, Majjistral Malta87 Threads 16 Polls 962 PostsEye watering halitosis that wilts thebouquet you brought her.....etc etc. Discuss.
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Smelling of alcohol...
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sitting down to dinner with the new girlfriends family......you find,, you have a blocked nose.....so you do what comes natral.......you lean sideways and blow it out,,,,,,,,perhaps the look on their faces........says perhaps NOT..........
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I could go on and on....
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She tells me I have great hair for a guy of my age. I tell her I'm wearing a toupee.
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MisterForYou: She tells me I have great hair for a guy of my age. I tell her I'm wearing a toupee.
Sounds like a match made in heaven. Her halitosis and your baldness 
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MisterForYou: Eye watering halitosis that wilts thebouquet you brought her.....etc etc. Discuss.
ugly stinky feet 
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galrads: ugly stinky feet
You gotta get past the foul breath to get to the stink feet 
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I didn't realise your dates came barefoot.
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MisterForYou: I didn't realise your dates came barefoot.
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unlaoised: You gotta get past the foul breath to get to the stink feet
But you have to admit....the physical is paramount. It's the first thing one sees.------ This thread is Archived ------
MisterForYou: But you have to admit....the physical is paramount. It's the first thing one sees.
I absolutely agree but bad breath would hit you long before stinky feet would, no?------ This thread is Archived ------
unlaoised: You gotta get past the foul breath to get to the stink feet
When foul breath meets stinkofooty, you get Limberger cheese!------ This thread is Archived ------
Checking her cell phone text messages when you're trying to impress her with your knowledge of french wines....
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unlaoised: You gotta get past the foul breath to get to the stink feet
I use a lot indoor swimming pools where people walk in their hands. 
Oh how I miss Frank Zappa
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Gammon scented shampoo.
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Gamey gammom....apparently that drives some men wild with desire. The one's with smelly feet.
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MisterForYou: Gamey gammom....apparently that drives some men wild with desire. The one's with smelly feet.
Ew, I'm feeling queasy. Gotto go ------ This thread is Archived ------
unlaoised: Ew, I'm feeling queasy. Gotto go
Just as we were getting along so well....
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If he has his phone out on the table, is one.
some of the worse ones have been mentioned already
some of the worse ones have been mentioned already
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