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Sep 12, 2018 3:47 PM CST My ideal match !!
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Kaybee50: Poor John.
Fess up, John...if it's not one of us 3, then who is this "normal" woman!?
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Sep 12, 2018 4:08 PM CST My ideal match !!
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
One2note: She has to be a little quirky, bordering on insane, be at least 10/15 older than her photo , must Also be a minimum of 5 kg heavier than her picture profile suggests. Must have jealous tendencies, nagging is a total must ( no compromise) and have regular mood swings , that keep me guessing.

Am I being too fussy , or does my ideal match exist ??
No joke when she says, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both." shock
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Sep 13, 2018 2:06 AM CST My ideal match !!
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
if you're also looking an alcoholic and coke snorter I think I might be your woman.....yay
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Sep 13, 2018 2:57 AM CST My ideal match !!
daears
daearsdaearsIn a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand23 Threads 1,542 Posts
One2note: She has to be a little quirky, bordering on insane, be at least 10/15 older than her photo , must Also be a minimum of 5 kg heavier than her picture profile suggests. Must have jealous tendencies, nagging is a total must ( no compromise) and have regular mood swings , that keep me guessing.

Am I being too fussy , or does my ideal match exist ??
I thought you were fussyier than them confused . confused .
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Sep 13, 2018 9:12 AM CST My ideal match !!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
MsContessa: No joke when she says, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both."
Exactly.. it's either one or the other !!
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Sep 13, 2018 9:13 AM CST My ideal match !!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
daears: I thought you were fussyier than them . .
What have you that impression dunno
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Sep 13, 2018 9:14 AM CST My ideal match !!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
M4_Mischief: if you're also looking an alcoholic and coke snorter I think I might be your woman.....
As appealing as that sounds , I'm gonna need more !!!
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Sep 13, 2018 10:00 AM CST My ideal match !!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
One2note: As appealing as that sounds , I'm gonna need more !!!
Now that's just greedy!!laugh scold devil
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Sep 13, 2018 10:03 AM CST My ideal match !!
My ideal match (okay I'm prejudice) has all the normal number of limbs (but I'm talking ideal so please don't be offended if you have only one leg or arm) and a spark of crazy humour lighting up the area between both ears. hug
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Sep 13, 2018 10:05 AM CST My ideal match !!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
John333333: My ideal match (okay I'm prejudice) has all the normal number of limbs (but I'm talking ideal so please don't be offended if you have only one leg or arm) and a spark of crazy humour lighting up the area between both ears.
Halloween is just around the corner

You will get a lot of that!!thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 13, 2018 10:10 AM CST My ideal match !!
Flame35
Flame35Flame35Izmir, Aegean Turkey19 Threads 799 Posts
One2note: My ideal match !!

l think you are kidding
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Sep 13, 2018 10:14 AM CST My ideal match !!
annaroach
annaroachannaroachLimerick, Ireland217 Threads 6,747 Posts
Flame35: One2note: My ideal match !!
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l think you are kidding
Yes ,he is, himself!!wink
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Sep 13, 2018 10:32 AM CST My ideal match !!
my ex wants your phone number one2note
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Sep 14, 2018 9:39 AM CST My ideal match !!
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Flame35: One2note: My ideal match !!

l think you are kidding
No joke!!
It's difficult to trust women nowadays, especially if im dating more than one at a time !
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