I wouldn't be typical... Someone who's easy company, eats like it's 1970, likes to drive, swears sparingly, doesn't nick the duvet, and yes, has a sense of humor, and by that I don't mean hi-di-hi and fools and horses...if she is open minded with music and plays an instrument, better still... Don't mind if she can't /won't cook and doesn't get put out about housework, I can cook, and I have a cleaner once a fortnight... So, you asked, I answered... Now it's time for some throwback cheese on toast in the style of Jason King...
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
well, last time I stuck my head between her legs, suddenly my sunglasses were gone, so I crawled deeper within her and there I saw Saidmammoth looking for his goat.
PeKaatje: well, last time I stuck my head between her legs, suddenly my sunglasses were gone, so I crawled deeper within her and there I saw Saidmammoth looking for his goat.
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Someone who's easy company, eats like it's 1970, likes to drive, swears sparingly, doesn't nick the duvet, and yes, has a sense of humor, and by that I don't mean hi-di-hi and fools and horses...if she is open minded with music and plays an instrument, better still... Don't mind if she can't /won't cook and doesn't get put out about housework, I can cook, and I have a cleaner once a fortnight... So, you asked, I answered... Now it's time for some throwback cheese on toast in the style of Jason King...