Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in? ( Archived) (8)

Sep 15, 2018 7:19 AM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
No
Yes
Dunno

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Sep 15, 2018 7:53 AM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
bigjb62
bigjb62bigjb62Society Hill, South Carolina USA1 Threads 935 Posts
galrads: No
Yes
Dunno
No, but it sounds like something I need to add to my bucket list.hole
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Sep 15, 2018 9:07 AM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
I took a girl to see Rick Wakeman and Procol Harum.

I got us some good weed, angle dust, reds, and acid, for the concert.

All I really remember is the word, Conquistador; and I vaguely remember standing at my seat with a woman's purse in my hand... Not looking in it, Or taking anything out of it. Just standing next to the woman who owned the purse, holding her purse...

The worst date I was ever on...

The girl I took, got beat up in the bathroom.
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Sep 15, 2018 9:33 AM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
MiguelUknow
MiguelUknowMiguelUknowSantiago de Queretaro, Queretaro Mexico14 Threads 638 Posts
mykingdomforanam: I took a girl to see Rick Wakeman and Procol Harum.

I got us some good weed, angle dust, reds, and acid, for the concert.

All I really remember is the word, Conquistador; and I vaguely remember standing at my seat with a woman's purse in my hand... Not looking in it, Or taking anything out of it. Just standing next to the woman who owned the purse, holding her purse...

The worst date I was ever on...

The girl I took, got beat up in the bathroom.
All those drugs at once? confused You must have turned a whiter shade of pale.
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Sep 15, 2018 1:06 PM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
Packersbabe1
Packersbabe1Packersbabe1Green Bay, Wisconsin USA3 Threads 16,508 Posts
Norolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 15, 2018 3:26 PM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
Miss_Cellaneous
Miss_CellaneousMiss_CellaneousWyre, Lancashire, England UK1 Threads 2,444 Posts
mykingdomforanam: I took a girl to see Rick Wakeman and Procol Harum.

I got us some good weed, angle dust, reds, and acid, for the concert.

All I really remember is the word, Conquistador; and I vaguely remember standing at my seat with a woman's purse in my hand... Not looking in it, Or taking anything out of it. Just standing next to the woman who owned the purse, holding her purse...

The worst date I was ever on...

The girl I took, got beat up in the bathroom.
Weed to me are daisies and buttercups. Angel Dust is something I sprinkle on my Christmas Tree. Reds are a good Rioja/ Tempranillo red wine and Acid is something I use to unblock my drains rolling on the floor laughing

I need to get out more grin
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Sep 15, 2018 10:46 PM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
galrads: No
Yes
Dunno
Not on a date and not a 'laxative' exactly ...

However, I did forget that licorice can have that effect and I ate a bag of same through course of the day while binge watching the World Rally Championship one Saturday over the winter.

Went out for dinner in the evening with the crowd and all was well until I had a pint of Guinness .... about halfway through that ' it began ' and I was back n forth to the crapper at ten minute intervals for the rest of the evening and most of the night.

I can laugh now, at the time though ... not so much !

Just as well home was only an eight minute taxi ride ...doh
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Mar 6, 2019 8:52 PM CST Have you ever been on a date when your laxative kicks in?
charles_nz
charles_nzcharles_nzChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand1,386 Posts
I've been on a date, when I was already sick with food poisoning. I vomited all over the table in the cafe....... she was very good about it, but I never got another date with her......
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