My dog and I (24)
HarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 PostsCompared to me, my dog is pretty dumb, but compared to my dog, I am pretty slow. I consider my dog to be inferior to me because I am smarter. I wonder if my dog considers itself to be superior to me because it can run faster than I can. Maybe it's just humouring me when it lets me boss it about. 
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Harbal: Compared to me, my dog is pretty dumb, but compared to my dog, I am pretty slow. I consider my dog to be inferior to me because I am smarter. I wonder if my dog considers itself to be superior to me because it can run faster than I can. Maybe it's just humouring me when it lets me boss it about.
The dog gets you to feed it and then clean up its poo. Who is cleverer?
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Harbal: Compared to me, my dog is pretty dumb, but compared to my dog, I am pretty slow. I consider my dog to be inferior to me because I am smarter. I wonder if my dog considers itself to be superior to me because it can run faster than I can. Maybe it's just humouring me when it lets me boss it about.
He probably licks his balls and thinks "you wish you could do this don´t you"Get revenge by covering your own todger in something sweet, he won´t be able to resist
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Harbal: Compared to me, my dog is pretty dumb, but compared to my dog, I am pretty slow. I consider my dog to be inferior to me because I am smarter. I wonder if my dog considers itself to be superior to me because it can run faster than I can. Maybe it's just humouring me when it lets me boss it about.
Best company, great exercise, stress relievers, house guards, loyal to a fault... If you could have a dog and do it justice, it's a partnership unlike any other... 
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mollybaby: The dog gets you to feed it and then clean up its poo.
Who is cleverer?
Those things are down to me being a responsible parent, and are not the result of some cunning plan perpetrated by the dog.Who is cleverer?
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One2note: If my dog could talk, it would probably say :
" I'm hungry , I'm hungry , I'm h*rney, I'm h*rney , I need a poo , I need a poo , I'm hungry again" , or something along those lines !!
are you sure that's not you, and not the dog" I'm hungry , I'm hungry , I'm h*rney, I'm h*rney , I need a poo , I need a poo , I'm hungry again" , or something along those lines !!
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Bnaughty: He probably licks his balls and thinks "you wish you could do this don´t you"
He is a she, so there's no rivalry over the position of alpha male.------ This thread is Archived ------
So, she's cleverer than you, faster than you and prettier than you.
Yeah, I'd say she's humouring you, too.
Yeah, I'd say she's humouring you, too.
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Harbal: He is a she, so there's no rivalry over the position of alpha male.
Well, perhaps she still thinks the same
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jac_the_gripper: So, she's cleverer than you, faster than you and prettier than you.
Yeah, I'd say she's humouring you, too.
She can't make risotto, though, jac. Yeah, I'd say she's humouring you, too.
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She doesn't need to when you can make it for her. 
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jac_the_gripper: She doesn't need to when you can make it for her.
I can see you're not in the mood for granting me any concessions, jac. 
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mollybaby: The dog gets you to feed it and then clean up its poo.
Who is cleverer?
Who is cleverer?
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Harbal: He is a she, so there's no rivalry over the position of alpha male.
So as I say "madam and mad man" about me and my dog.------ This thread is Archived ------
By the way, she mailed me while you were in work to let me know she doesn't like peppercorn sauce.
Would you like a baked whole salmon with chocolate sauce recipe? And how big are her paws so I can calculate the weight of the fish that will fit in your oven?
Would you like a baked whole salmon with chocolate sauce recipe? And how big are her paws so I can calculate the weight of the fish that will fit in your oven?
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jac_the_gripper: By the way, she mailed me while you were in work to let me know she doesn't like peppercorn sauce.
That's just a feeble excuse, jac. I know you're not telling the truth because she doesn't know the password for the computer.------ This thread is Archived ------
we think we own them when really they own us...its been reverse psychology all along....
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She hot wired it.
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