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Oct 5, 2018 3:45 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
Last week a couple came over for a visit. They live about 70 miles away and they had their 3 kids and the dog with them. The wife was tired and asked if she could take a nap while the husband took the kids to the library and a playground by the school. Well she took a short nap in the back bedroom where I have a waterbed that I just started the process of draining. She napped for about 45 minutes and came out of the bedroom and sat right up next to me on the couch where I was watching TV. It was kind of hot and I didn't want her body heat making it even hotter so I scooted over giving her and me some room. With that she says "Boy, you're really dense." I said "What do you mean?" No answer. We're talking and watching some crap show on TV and she keeps putting her hand on my leg. Well, presently I had to get something from my bed room and she follows me into my bedroom and gives me a big hug and starts kissing me saying, "I know you find me attractive." Whaaaaat? WTH is going on I'm thinking. I move away from her and go back to the living room. At this point I'm wondering when her husband is coming back.
He comes back and they leave and I'm left wondering what the hell just happened? Is he not taking care of business or what?confused
I found the whole experience very uncomfortable.
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Oct 5, 2018 3:48 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
its obvious she was warm for your form.......laugh
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Oct 6, 2018 5:24 AM CST Now I know how women feel at times
wobblyheed
wobblyheedwobblyheedSunderland, Tyne and Wear, England UK14 Threads 785 Posts
Think the OP was just letting us know he had a water bed but felt the need to jazz it up a bit.
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Oct 6, 2018 10:16 AM CST Now I know how women feel at times
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
ooby_dooby: Last week a couple came over for a visit. They live about 70 miles away and they had their 3 kids and the dog with them. The wife was tired and asked if she could take a nap while the husband took the kids to the library and a playground by the school. Well she took a short nap in the back bedroom where I have a waterbed that I just started the process of draining. She napped for about 45 minutes and came out of the bedroom and sat right up next to me on the couch where I was watching TV. It was kind of hot and I didn't want her body heat making it even hotter so I scooted over giving her and me some room. With that she says "Boy, you're really dense." I said "What do you mean?" No answer. We're talking and watching some crap show on TV and she keeps putting her hand on my leg. Well, presently I had to get something from my bed room and she follows me into my bedroom and gives me a big hug and starts kissing me saying, "I know you find me attractive." Whaaaaat? WTH is going on I'm thinking. I move away from her and go back to the living room. At this point I'm wondering when her husband is coming back.
He comes back and they leave and I'm left wondering what the hell just happened? Is he not taking care of business or what?
I found the whole experience very uncomfortable.
Welcome to our world laugh
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Oct 6, 2018 11:31 AM CST Now I know how women feel at times
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,446 Posts
If you found it uncomfortable you would of told her husband.
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Oct 6, 2018 6:29 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
wobblyheed: Think the OP was just letting us know he had a water bed but felt the need to jazz it up a bit.
The water bed was here when I bought the house 18 years ago. The former owners got it for their teenage son. It's a Queen size and I calculated the weight of the water and it comes out to around 1100 lbs. Adding about 125 lbs for the heavy bed frame we're looking at 1218 lbs, that's well over a half ton of weight sitting on the floor in the back bedroom. That can't be doing any good to the integrity of the floor. That's why I'm draining it and I may give the bed away for free to whoever is willing to haul the POS out of here.
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Oct 6, 2018 6:59 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
Mercedes_00: If you found it uncomfortable you would of told her husband.
Would... could... and get caught up in the middle of that?
No way!
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Oct 6, 2018 7:26 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
Didn't you just tell her you're gay and impotent ?

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Oct 7, 2018 1:44 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
Sense nobody mentioned the doglaugh, Where was the dog? Sense the kids went to the library.. oh and op you had to go into bedroom and you knew she was coming on to you, you should have told him to take his wife with him, or maybe they did that just to see was you gone come on to her also, either way the husband crazy to
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Oct 7, 2018 2:47 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
This stuff goes on all the time, Often, the couple has made a deal to swing. They use all sorts of ruses. You could be as she avers. Take a cue from Justice K. Have your way with her next time, and deny it all. Hubby will laugh Knowingly. And you might become an associate justice.
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Oct 7, 2018 8:35 PM CST Now I know how women feel at times
Vierkaesehoch: This stuff goes on all the time, Often, the couple has made a deal to swing. They use all sorts of ruses. You could be as she avers. Take a cue from Justice K. Have your way with her next time, and deny it all. Hubby will laugh Knowingly. And you might become an associate justice.
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