You must be joking!... (47)
A blond takes helicopter lessons. She crashed after 2 hours in the sky. The pilot asked her what happened, the blond said "I got cold so I turned off the fan".
mollybaby: Have you even reached Eskimo status?
You've no idea Molly, but shall we say, it was pre brexit... 
Arthur_Sixpence: You've no idea Molly, but shall we say, it was pre brexit...
At the rate negotiations are going, you might be waiting a while for another one 
mollybaby: At the rate negotiations are going, you might be waiting a while for another one
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How do you make holy water?
Boil the H....double hockeysticks...out of it