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Dec 2, 2018 9:09 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
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Dec 2, 2018 9:13 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
EXRED
EXREDEXREDNorthumberland, England UK7 Threads 2,159 Posts
ha ha ha i have peed myself laughing
Dec 2, 2018 9:18 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
There was a magician on the Titanic. But everywhere he goes he carries a parrot around. It's an anoying parrot, cuz after every trick the parrot shouts: In his sleeve, in his sleeve. Next trick: Under his hat, under his hat.
Then the Titanic sank and the magician was on a small piece of wood floating around, with the parrot on his shoulder. The parrot stayed silent for three days, then he said: I resign, where did you hide the ship?
Dec 3, 2018 12:33 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Catchup7
Catchup7Catchup7Pardeeville, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 5,756 Posts
laugh That's a good one.
Dec 3, 2018 6:50 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Packersbabe1
Packersbabe1Packersbabe1Green Bay, Wisconsin USA2 Threads 9,382 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 3, 2018 7:09 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
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Dec 3, 2018 7:11 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
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Dec 3, 2018 7:17 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
That's totally my style. Though I wouldn't even bother to write "Ditto", just assumed that a thought counts :)
Dec 3, 2018 7:26 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Almost forgot to contribute:

- Do you drink to excess?
- Doctor, I'd drink to anything!
Dec 4, 2018 8:07 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
When a man is 25 he plays soccer. When he's 40 he plays tennis. When he's 65, he plays golf.
The balls of men are getting smaller by the years.
Dec 4, 2018 8:10 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
EXRED
EXREDEXREDNorthumberland, England UK7 Threads 2,159 Posts
Best blog of my day it certainly had me laughing
Dec 4, 2018 8:28 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
My seksual life is like coca cola.
It used to be delightful, then it became light, and now it's zero.
Dec 4, 2018 9:40 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Escape .... from the North Pole...


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Dec 4, 2018 9:42 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
daniela777
daniela777daniela777Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain47 Threads 3,295 Posts
PeKaatje: When a man is 25 he plays soccer. When he's 40 he plays tennis. When he's 65, he plays golf.
The balls of men are getting smaller by the years.
thumbs up laugh
Dec 6, 2018 6:12 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
Yesterday I visited a friend of mine, and he donated me a very expensive bottle of whisky. I was on my bicycle, and I was worried that the bottle might break, when I would fall.
So I decided to empty the bottle first before cyling, a good decision, cuz I fell about 8 times.
Dec 6, 2018 6:16 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje: Yesterday I visited a friend of mine, and he donated me a very expensive bottle of whisky. I was on my bicycle, and I was worried that the bottle might break, when I would fall.
So I decided to empty the bottle first before cyling, a good decision, cuz I fell about 8 times.
rolling on the floor laughing laugh
Dec 7, 2018 6:05 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
I'm on a whisky diet, and it's really fantastic. I lost two weeks allready.
Dec 7, 2018 12:42 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Where, oh where are those golden times when I got praised for sleeping so long and eating so well?
Dec 8, 2018 8:27 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands77 Threads 5 Polls 7,745 Posts
A man comes in the pub and asks for coca cola. The waitress answered: Is pepsi cola also okay?
The man answered: Do you accept monoply-money?
Dec 8, 2018 7:11 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
- Honey, I have no clean undershorts...
- Take on a sock!
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