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Hi KarloradoFl I'm not plagiarism, this is your post from another thread I think it belongs here as it's hilarious. “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” Rodney Dangerfield
rockymarciano: Hi KarloradoFl I'm not plagiarism, this is your post from another thread I think it belongs here as it's hilarious. “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” Rodney Dangerfield
Your not plagiarizing. I got it from a website of funny quotes.
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