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Jun 5, 2021 8:02 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Sunnyside200
Sunnyside200Sunnyside200Faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan39 Threads 835 Posts
PeKaatje: Well, it's quite humorous how people from poor countries think that all the people in the west are rich. Someone here once told me that about 60% of all the people getting help from the foodbank in the USA had a fulltime job.
But a lot of people from Africa want to come to the 'rich' countries thinking they will be rich soon to. They risk their lives to come to Europe over sea.
If they arrive here they ain't allowed to work, the government helps them with their first needs, like a house, with all they need in it, but the next couple of years they just get enough money to survive. Nothing more. And it still will be the question if they can stay or will be sent back to Africa.
They think living in Europe is heaven, well, it ain't.
I know not all people of Rich countries were rich. . You true said lot of home less in rich countries. Good job .thumbs up
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Jun 5, 2021 10:43 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Sunnyside200
Sunnyside200Sunnyside200Faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan39 Threads 835 Posts
Conrad73: now,of course we could inquire who does most of that raping!
I pray to God you live more then 150 years . Love you brother.

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Jun 5, 2021 11:06 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
Conrad73: now,of course we could inquire who does most of that raping!
Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species... grin
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Jun 5, 2021 11:34 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 5, 2021 12:24 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Sunnyside200
Sunnyside200Sunnyside200Faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan39 Threads 835 Posts
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
My last comment here . You totally misguided . Their is no religion in the world who say . Killed innocent non believer . If any religion says this kind he is wrong. But top line is innocent . Okay bye brother open your mind . Don't listen western Media news about other's religion . God help you for thinking . Bye brother bouquet
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Jun 5, 2021 12:25 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Sunnyside200
Sunnyside200Sunnyside200Faisalabad, Punjab Pakistan39 Threads 835 Posts
banana
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Jun 5, 2021 12:31 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
TheDino
TheDinoTheDinoBelfast, Antrim Ireland33 Threads 1,271 Posts
hmmm irish

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Jun 5, 2021 12:41 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
laugh
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Jun 5, 2021 12:43 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Yay TheDino has posted Chuckle Of The Day applause conversing we hope he returns someday! laugh

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Jun 5, 2021 12:48 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
TheDino
TheDinoTheDinoBelfast, Antrim Ireland33 Threads 1,271 Posts
galrads: Yay TheDino has posted Chuckle Of The Day we hope he returns someday!
laugh I post here regular.. We all need a chuckle of course..wink wave
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Jun 5, 2021 3:44 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
Don't forget 72 virgins also brings 72 mother in laws rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 5, 2021 4:12 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
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Jun 5, 2021 7:16 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Jun 5, 2021 7:20 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
PeKaatje: Don't forget 72 virgins also brings 72 mother in laws
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True, and ouch.. crying
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Jun 9, 2021 10:08 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
laugh
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Jun 9, 2021 10:15 AM CST Daily Chuckle ...
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and urinate all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old Peoplelaugh
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Jun 9, 2021 2:28 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Conrad73: The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and urinate all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People
rolling on the floor laughing maybe grandpa mentored the cs tweeter
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Jun 9, 2021 2:31 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
galrads: maybe grandpa mentored the cs tweeter
never know!laugh
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Jun 9, 2021 2:42 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
Dead Man Walking!rolling on the floor laughing

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Jun 9, 2021 6:58 PM CST Daily Chuckle ...
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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