PeKaatje: Well, it's quite humorous how people from poor countries think that all the people in the west are rich. Someone here once told me that about 60% of all the people getting help from the foodbank in the USA had a fulltime job. But a lot of people from Africa want to come to the 'rich' countries thinking they will be rich soon to. They risk their lives to come to Europe over sea. If they arrive here they ain't allowed to work, the government helps them with their first needs, like a house, with all they need in it, but the next couple of years they just get enough money to survive. Nothing more. And it still will be the question if they can stay or will be sent back to Africa. They think living in Europe is heaven, well, it ain't.
I know not all people of Rich countries were rich. . You true said lot of home less in rich countries. Good job .
Conrad73: now,of course we could inquire who does most of that raping!
Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
My last comment here . You totally misguided . Their is no religion in the world who say . Killed innocent non believer . If any religion says this kind he is wrong. But top line is innocent . Okay bye brother open your mind . Don't listen western Media news about other's religion . God help you for thinking . Bye brother
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
mikey4691: Quit arguing with a religion that promises 72 virgins, if you kill non-believers.. As far as I know it doesn't specify what the virgins look like, or the species...
Don't forget 72 virgins also brings 72 mother in laws
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and urinate all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
Conrad73: The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye..' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks. 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and urinate all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
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But a lot of people from Africa want to come to the 'rich' countries thinking they will be rich soon to. They risk their lives to come to Europe over sea.
If they arrive here they ain't allowed to work, the government helps them with their first needs, like a house, with all they need in it, but the next couple of years they just get enough money to survive. Nothing more. And it still will be the question if they can stay or will be sent back to Africa.
They think living in Europe is heaven, well, it ain't.