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Last christmas we had a party at work. And I had drunk about 20 glasses of beer, so I decided it wasn't a good idea to get into my car and drive home. So I took a taxi, and that was a wise decission, cause, halfway my home there was an alcoholcontrolpost of the police. They don't control taxidrivers.
Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
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PeKaatje: Last christmas we had a party at work. And I had drunk about 20 glasses of beer, so I decided it wasn't a good idea to get into my car and drive home. So I took a taxi, and that was a wise decission, cause, halfway my home there was an alcoholcontrolpost of the police. They don't control taxidrivers.
Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
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PeKaatje: Last christmas we had a party at work. And I had drunk about 20 glasses of beer, so I decided it wasn't a good idea to get into my car and drive home. So I took a taxi, and that was a wise decission, cause, halfway my home there was an alcoholcontrolpost of the police. They don't control taxidrivers.
Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
Paint it Black.. Surprisingly I arrived home safe, I really was flabbergasted. I never had been a taxidriver before, I can't remember where I stole the taxi, and now it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
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mikey4691: Paint it Black..
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CossackCat: The South Shall Rise Again?
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Got really exited this morning when I received an email promising..
"Learn how to read maps Backwards!!!!!!"
Turns out it was Spam.
"Learn how to read maps Backwards!!!!!!"
Turns out it was Spam.
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ooopsie!
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An old couple walks into the McDonalds, and they order one french fries, one hamburger and one cola. When he got his order he went to the table where his wife is waiting, he pulls a knife out of his pocket and cut the hamburger in 2 equal halfs. He shoves one half to his wife and then he shakes some french fries on the tray and shove it also to his wife. Then he drinks some cola, and passes the cola to his wife who also drinks some, then giving it back. The man starts to eat while the wife looks hungry at her food without touching it.
A young boy sitting at the table next to them can't see it anymore and he says to them: I see you had only money for one hamburger, one french fries and one cola, if you'd like to I'll buy you another hamburger, french fries and a cola.
The woman answers: No, thank you, but me and my husband are used to share everything, we're married for 65 years today.
Oh, wow, congratulations then, now I insist on buying you another meal. But the wife answers, no, at our age we're small eaters and we are used to share everything. The old man keeps eating while the wife is watching.
Then the boy asks: Why is your husband eating while you didn't even touched your food? Will you give him your part when he's finished?
The wife says: No I wait for my turn to have the false teeth, I told you we were used to share everything.
A young boy sitting at the table next to them can't see it anymore and he says to them: I see you had only money for one hamburger, one french fries and one cola, if you'd like to I'll buy you another hamburger, french fries and a cola.
The woman answers: No, thank you, but me and my husband are used to share everything, we're married for 65 years today.
Oh, wow, congratulations then, now I insist on buying you another meal. But the wife answers, no, at our age we're small eaters and we are used to share everything. The old man keeps eating while the wife is watching.
Then the boy asks: Why is your husband eating while you didn't even touched your food? Will you give him your part when he's finished?
The wife says: No I wait for my turn to have the false teeth, I told you we were used to share everything.
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You wanna know how to catch a polar bear ?
You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the hole... when the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole
You cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around the hole... when the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole
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Two peanuts were walking through Central Park and one was assaulted
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A midget fortune teller has escaped from prison...now we have a small medium at large
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@Track 
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Saw some recipes on another site, bet they would put me in CS jail if I posted them here tho..
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No he has just realised how thick/stupid the Republicans are.
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The old man says, Okay, then I won't, next try will be at 12 am.