PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
Little johnny is sitting in the class when the teacher (female) asks him a question> Johnny, there are three birds sitting in a tree. A hunter shoots one of them, how many there are left? Johnny answered: None, cuz the other two got scared and they flew away. Wrong answer, there are two left, but, I like the way you are thinking. Johnny asked the teacher: I have a question for you too, three women are sitting in the park, eating icecream. The first one sucks on her icecream, the 2nd one bites in her icecream, and the 3rd one licks her icecream, which woman is married? The teacher said blushing: The one who sucks. Wrong answer, the one with the weddingring, but I like the way you're thinking.
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