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As long as there are libtards, the shortage of common sense will remain... 
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A terrible man died and was met by Caron the boatman to hell at the River Styx.
Caron asked while rowing the boat "You must've been a real bad man to end up here... Did you drink alcohol?"
The man answered "I was a terrible alcoholic... I repeatedly beat my wife and kids... I was just terrible."
Caron then said "Well you're going to love Monday nights in hell. It's Booze night! We have the finest whiskeys and cognacs, micro brewery beers... Yes sir, Monday nights are Booze nights in hell."
The man couldn't believe his ears... "Hey that sounds pretty good!"
Then Caron asked the man "Did you use drugs?"
The man said "Yeah, I used drugs. Stole my kids piggy bank just for drugs. I was a terrible drug user."
Caron said "Then you're gonna like Tuesday nights in hell. Its Drug night! We have the finest sinsemillia and the best Peruvian cocaine. Heroin from the Goldren Triangle... Yes, Tuesday nights are Drug night in hell!"
"Hey, that sounds pretty good" said the man.
"Did you gamble much?" The hellish boatman asked.
"Yeah, I was a bad gambler. I gambled away our home, all our money and left my family homeless."
"Well... Wednesday nights is Casino night in hell. We have the finest games of chance, baccarat, Texas hold'em poker, you name the game and its available because Wednesday night is Casino night in hell"
"Wow. this ain't so bad" said the man.
"Are you gay?" asked Caron.
"No". said the man. "I like women just fine"
Weeeeell…. You probably won't like Thursday night then.
Caron asked while rowing the boat "You must've been a real bad man to end up here... Did you drink alcohol?"
The man answered "I was a terrible alcoholic... I repeatedly beat my wife and kids... I was just terrible."
Caron then said "Well you're going to love Monday nights in hell. It's Booze night! We have the finest whiskeys and cognacs, micro brewery beers... Yes sir, Monday nights are Booze nights in hell."
The man couldn't believe his ears... "Hey that sounds pretty good!"
Then Caron asked the man "Did you use drugs?"
The man said "Yeah, I used drugs. Stole my kids piggy bank just for drugs. I was a terrible drug user."
Caron said "Then you're gonna like Tuesday nights in hell. Its Drug night! We have the finest sinsemillia and the best Peruvian cocaine. Heroin from the Goldren Triangle... Yes, Tuesday nights are Drug night in hell!"
"Hey, that sounds pretty good" said the man.
"Did you gamble much?" The hellish boatman asked.
"Yeah, I was a bad gambler. I gambled away our home, all our money and left my family homeless."
"Well... Wednesday nights is Casino night in hell. We have the finest games of chance, baccarat, Texas hold'em poker, you name the game and its available because Wednesday night is Casino night in hell"
"Wow. this ain't so bad" said the man.
"Are you gay?" asked Caron.
"No". said the man. "I like women just fine"
Weeeeell…. You probably won't like Thursday night then.
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