Ex-girlfriend. (22)
mollybaby: That's you, pet
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wonlongpong: I've just been contacted by an ex from years ago enquiring if I still offered a certain service.
I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.
If you're really serious about pulling her:I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.
#1 Brown suit is good.
#2 Old Spice is better than Hai Karate
#3 Buy a pair of cheap green wellies to go with the suit.
Wishing you a successful mission.
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failing the beer goggles you can always turn out the light and pretend she is Pamela Anderson.....
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What service did you offer 
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jimgi: If you're really serious about pulling her:
#1 Brown suit is good.
#2 Old Spice is better than Hai Karate
#3 Buy a pair of cheap green wellies to go with the suit.
Wishing you a successful mission.
Skip the brown suit and Wellies #1 Brown suit is good.
#2 Old Spice is better than Hai Karate
#3 Buy a pair of cheap green wellies to go with the suit.
Wishing you a successful mission.
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One2note: What service did you offer
I can't discuss it on an open forum. Trigger words and all that.
It's been ten years since I was last available for that type of work.
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To0ts: Skip the brown suit and Wellies
Noooo. Think I'll look suave.------ This thread is Archived ------
wonlongpong: I can't discuss it on an open forum.
Trigger words and all that.
It's been ten years since I was last available for that type of work.
Use codeTrigger words and all that.
It's been ten years since I was last available for that type of work.
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mollybaby: Use code
Me espionnage skills are a bit rusty. Someone might crack the code. What am I thinking? It's the CS forum ffs. I'm surprised most of them are able to even log in.
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wonlongpong: Me espionnage skills are a bit rusty. Someone might crack the code.
What am I thinking? It's the CS forum ffs. I'm surprised most of them are able to even log in.
Sometimes they are capcha-freeWhat am I thinking? It's the CS forum ffs. I'm surprised most of them are able to even log in.
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wonlongpong: I've just been contacted by an ex from years ago enquiring if I still offered a certain service.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
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Who's next?Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
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wonlongpong: I've just been contacted by an ex from years ago enquiring if I still offered a certain service.
I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.
Post a pic so we can see how well you've held up.I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.
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MiguelUknow: Post a pic so we can see how well you've held up.
Sorry. Last time I posted a pic I ended up with a bulging inbox.------ This thread is Archived ------
Nobody wants to hear about your bulging inbox on an open forum.....
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M4_Mischief: Nobody wants to hear about your bulging inbox on an open forum.....
Choose between bulging inboxes and politics 
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Shirley there's room for both?
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wonlongpong: Shirley there's room for both?
Don't call me Shirley------ This thread is Archived ------
mollybaby: Don't call me Shirley
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mykingdomforanam: They aren't guys!
They're women; with... "way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female."
And Adam's apples.They're women; with... "way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female."
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I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.