Ex-girlfriend. ( Archived) (22)

Dec 13, 2018 5:24 PM CST Ex-girlfriend.
wonlongpong
wonlongpongwonlongpongSunderland, Tyne and Wear, England UK12 Threads 486 Posts
I'm sure she used to get her apples from Netto.

That's where I saw her last.
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Dec 13, 2018 5:45 PM CST Ex-girlfriend.
wonlongpong: I've just been contacted by an ex from years ago enquiring if I still offered a certain service.

I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.

My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.

Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.

But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.

Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.

On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.


That last part funny, rolling on the floor laughing
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