wonlongpong: I've just been contacted by an ex from years ago enquiring if I still offered a certain service.
I had to tell her "No", but during the conversation she let it be known that she's moving into a house only six doors away from me in the New Year.
My first thought was, "Noooooooo" but I've had a bit time to reflect since then.
Last time I saw her she was a bit more round than when we were together and she definitely has way too much facial hair than you'd expect to see on a female.
But, who knows, with the right music on, a few candles and sufficient alcohol, she might just be do-able.
Bit of a conundrum. On the one hand, I'm tempted to break out the Hai Karate and recover my brown suit from the charity bag in the loft.
On the other hand, probably not a good idea to get involved so close to my own door step. I'd be walking past her front door on a daily basis and would hate to have to set the dogs on her.
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That's where I saw her last.