Track16: So far I have an exciting trip planned to the corner store where I plan to buy a pepsi (can't afford pepsi and chips though, didn't win that much)
Careful now, you don't want to blow it all at once.
Guy bursts in through the front door 'honey, we won the lottery!'
GREAT! she says, AT LAST I can afford to leave you, you cheating drunken bum, and believe ME my lawyer will get every penny of my half!
You can have it now, he says - it was a tenner. Here's a fiver.
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