Build me a bridge to Hawaii (9)
bcjenny: A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and,
in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”
ship lanes or planes,lol.in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”
reb56: ship lanes or planes,lol.
It is a good one eh Reb 
What a stupid biker!
I hate reading about wasted wishes...
He had a chance to get a motorcycle that rode on any water, all around the world... but he got a bridge to one place?
And KOA bikers, already kicked The Hells Angels out of the islands, 50 years ago.
I hate reading about wasted wishes...
He had a chance to get a motorcycle that rode on any water, all around the world... but he got a bridge to one place?
And KOA bikers, already kicked The Hells Angels out of the islands, 50 years ago.
We have a guy with a Hell's Angel tattoo, one road over from me...
He has two bikes; but he never wears his colors in Hawaii.
He has two bikes; but he never wears his colors in Hawaii.
mykingdomforanam: What a stupid biker!
I hate reading about wasted wishes...
He had a chance to get a motorcycle that rode on any water, all around the world... but he got a bridge to one place?
And KOA bikers, already kicked The Hells Angels out of the islands, 50 years ago.
Yeah, he should have asked for a Kawasaki Jet Ski!I hate reading about wasted wishes...
He had a chance to get a motorcycle that rode on any water, all around the world... but he got a bridge to one place?
And KOA bikers, already kicked The Hells Angels out of the islands, 50 years ago.
Lol don't you now get technical on me here
The joke is that even God gives up when the biker is asking Him about how women's mind work Ha ha
Men will never be able to figure that one out
The joke is that even God gives up when the biker is asking Him about how women's mind work Ha ha
Men will never be able to figure that one out
bcjenny: Lol don't you now get technical on me here
The joke is that even God gives up when the biker is asking Him about how women's mind work Ha ha
Men will never be able to figure that one out
Oh, I know that. I just wanted to respond to the dude.The joke is that even God gives up when the biker is asking Him about how women's mind work Ha ha
Men will never be able to figure that one out
Kingdom be happy your getting a bridge a bike is only for one person ha ha
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in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking.
The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives.
I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”