HealthyLivingOPSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
One Sunday morning in a rural church service, the devil himself appears behind the pastor as he preaches. As the congregation sees the devil they rush out. All except one old man. Finally the pastor himself turns and sees the devil, and he too flees. The devil, puzzled as to why the old man dosen't run, asks him, aren't you afraid of me? I am the devil. To which the old timer calmly replies, I've been married to yore sister for 57 years, and if I ain't afraid of her, I shore nuff ain't afraid of you!
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The devil, puzzled as to why the old man dosen't run, asks him, aren't you afraid of me? I am the devil. To which the old timer calmly replies, I've been married to yore sister for 57 years, and if I ain't afraid of her, I shore nuff ain't afraid of you!