Male bladder weakness (75)

Mar 8, 2019 4:51 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
It's a thing. Can't turn on a tap without needing to run to the loo. It's a bugger when your toilet is at the bottom of the garden as well.
Trips to the shops have to be planned according to toilet availability. I've had to knock Aldi on the head. Lidl, is not only closer but has a W.C. available to the public. You sometimes have to wait until the security guards and the local smack-head shoplifters have finished scrapping but it's clean.
Longer journeys need a bit more attention to detail. Service stations and local facilities need to be checked. Lay-bys are also taken into account just in case traffic congestion is encountered. The fail-safe is a Douwe Egberts coffee jar in the footwell.
I'm considering having all my carpets replaced with tiles and not wearing pants around the house.
Mopping up has to be a whole lot easier than dealing with piles of laundry.
I'm looking forward to more major organ/neurological/musculoskeletal failures as I barrel through my sixties.
Mar 8, 2019 4:54 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: It's a thing. Can't turn on a tap without needing to run to the loo. It's a bugger when your toilet is at the bottom of the garden as well.
Trips to the shops have to be planned according to toilet availability. I've had to knock Aldi on the head. Lidl, is not only closer but has a W.C. available to the public. You sometimes have to wait until the security guards and the local smack-head shoplifters have finished scrapping but it's clean.
Longer journeys need a bit more attention to detail. Service stations and local facilities need to be checked. Lay-bys are also taken into account just in case traffic congestion is encountered. The fail-safe is a Douwe Egberts coffee jar in the footwell.
I'm considering having all my carpets replaced with tiles and not wearing pants around the house.
Mopping up has to be a whole lot easier than dealing with piles of laundry.
I'm looking forward to more major organ/neurological/musculoskeletal failures as I barrel through my sixties.
Stop turning on taps.
Mar 8, 2019 4:57 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
mollybaby: Stop turning on taps.
I like to watch the water go down the plug-hole.
Mar 8, 2019 5:05 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: I like to watch the water go down the plug-hole.
In future, delay the pleasure until your have done your shopping
Mar 8, 2019 5:14 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
mollybaby: In future, delay the pleasure until your have done your shopping
Ah. So you're suggesting that I employ some form of cognitive strategy to help me achieve delayed gratification?

Might have to dust off me Freud paperbacks.
Mar 8, 2019 5:15 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: Ah. So you're suggesting that I employ some form of cognitive strategy to help me achieve delayed gratification?

Might have to dust off me Freud paperbacks.
I'd suggest tantric grocery shopping.
Mar 8, 2019 5:18 PM CST Male bladder weakness
charles_nz
charles_nzcharles_nzChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand2,109 Posts
Time to get onto the Kegel Exercizes.
Mar 8, 2019 5:26 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
mollybaby: I'd suggest tantric grocery shopping.
Shaving me heed and wearing an orange curtain seems a bit extreme for some milk and a couple of microwave meals.
Mar 8, 2019 5:29 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
charles_nz: Time to get onto the Kegel Exercizes.
Mar 8, 2019 5:29 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: Shaving me heed and wearing an orange curtain seems a bit extreme for some milk and a couple of microwave meals.
Go with Charles' option so.
The balls come in different sizes.
Mar 8, 2019 5:35 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
mollybaby: Go with Charles' option so.
The balls come in different sizes.
It's called asymmetry.
Mar 8, 2019 5:42 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: It's called asymmetry.
Asymmetry takes away from the boredom.
I have to remember primary school maths - circumference and such like. Luckily there are no obtuse angles.
Mar 8, 2019 5:43 PM CST Male bladder weakness
*Mc-piss*....a trip to the burger giant to use their facilities has now been enshrined into the popular modern lexicon.... I'm loving it...
Mar 8, 2019 5:45 PM CST Male bladder weakness
charles_nz
charles_nzcharles_nzChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand2,109 Posts
The word "asymmetrical" seems to be appearing a lot in this thread.

I believe the origin of this word is because the letter "A" is not symmetrical on the horizontal axis.

However, as we can see below, it is indeed symmetrical on the vertical axis.

Mar 8, 2019 5:45 PM CST Male bladder weakness
mollybaby: Asymmetry takes away from the boredom.
I have to remember primary school maths - circumference and such like. Luckily there are no obtuse angles.
Or as my physics teacher used to say, "the angle of dangle is equal in proportion to the heat of the meat"....
Mar 8, 2019 5:47 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
mollybaby: Asymmetry takes away from the boredom.
I have to remember primary school maths - circumference and such like. Luckily there are no obtuse angles.
Rest assured, there will be a few obtuse angles around here. They just haven't cracked your mail settings yet.
Mar 8, 2019 5:49 PM CST Male bladder weakness
Arthur_Sixpence: Or as my physics teacher used to say, "the angle of dangle is equal in proportion to the heat of the meat"....
I went to a convent. Absolutely no mention of dangle or meat scold
Mar 8, 2019 5:51 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil: Rest assured, there will be a few obtuse angles around here. They just haven't cracked your mail settings yet.
I always carry a ruler with me anyway.
I don't usually carry a protracter. I expect him to supply those.
Mar 8, 2019 5:55 PM CST Male bladder weakness
mollybaby: I always carry a ruler with me anyway.
I don't usually carry a protracter. I expect him to supply those.
I seem to recall the ruler used to be used as a tool of temperance in certain environments.... Quite unnerving.... uh oh
Mar 8, 2019 5:56 PM CST Male bladder weakness
davie_stencil
davie_stencildavie_stencil?????, Tyne and Wear, England UK5 Threads 76 Posts
charles_nz: The word "asymmetrical" seems to be appearing a lot in this thread
It appeared twice!!!! Is that considered a lot "down under"?

Next time I come across an antipodean saying he's had lots of sex I can be assured that my left slipper has seen more action.
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