Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is.................. (8)

Mar 10, 2019 3:37 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his p*nis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor

says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your p*nis".

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his p*nis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my p*nis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. d*ck fall off by itself! You save money"
Mar 10, 2019 7:52 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
Hhhaaa hhhhaa laugh
Mar 10, 2019 9:41 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
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A good lesson for bad boys eh? cheering wave
Mar 11, 2019 9:55 AM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
bcjenny: A good lesson for bad boys eh?
Back in my grandfather's day; he use to say.. men had, "The Chinese rot"
Could be because he spoke 4 languages. Could be because he had so many grandchildren he didn't want the young ones to know which guy he worked with it, had it. dunno Or could of been some type of slag. grin
Mar 11, 2019 3:27 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
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Cat, sounds like you had a very interesting grandpa rolling on the floor laughing wave
Mar 11, 2019 4:10 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
bcjenny: Cat, sounds like you had a very interesting grandpa
That's for sure. He couldn't tell a story without laughing at his own story rolling on the floor laughing and switching back and forth from English to something else.
I would laugh just waiting for him to get done laughing... and speak English laugh
Mar 11, 2019 4:48 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
rolling on the floor laughing That’s funnyrolling on the floor laughing
Mar 11, 2019 5:07 PM CST Please don't worry the doctor tells the patient, the good news is..................
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Packersbabe1: That’s funny
Packersbabe you should not laugh, this is very serious for this poor man, you should becrying for him lol
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