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Mar 31, 2019 5:03 PM CST Solve This Riddle
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
kindly solve this riddle without help ... laugh


You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
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Mar 31, 2019 5:20 PM CST Solve This Riddle
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
galrads: kindly solve this riddle without help ...


You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
I´d open the door and slog you with my cricket bat
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Mar 31, 2019 5:32 PM CST Solve This Riddle
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Bnaughty: I´d open the door and slog you with my cricket bat
nope cool


laugh
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Mar 31, 2019 5:47 PM CST Solve This Riddle
I’ll open the bread first
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Mar 31, 2019 5:48 PM CST Solve This Riddle
Sawdust_Molly
Sawdust_MollySawdust_MollyPeriana, Andalusia Spain28 Threads 718 Posts
galrads: kindly solve this riddle without help ...


You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
Obvious,... your eyes!
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Mar 31, 2019 5:49 PM CST Solve This Riddle
Friskyone
FriskyoneFriskyoneSanta Fe, New Mexico USA271 Threads 26 Polls 4,631 Posts
Juice, especially if it's orange juice
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Mar 31, 2019 6:48 PM CST Solve This Riddle
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Sawdust_Molly: Obvious,... your eyes!
the eyes have it and the award goes to ... drum roll ... Sawdust_Molly! applause yay cheers
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Mar 31, 2019 9:43 PM CST Solve This Riddle
charles_nz
charles_nzcharles_nzChristchurch, Canterbury New Zealand1,386 Posts
galrads: kindly solve this riddle without help ...


You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
Presumably the door. Because until you open the door, you do not know who is behind it, nor that these people have come to eat breakfast.
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Apr 1, 2019 12:24 AM CST Solve This Riddle
galrads: kindly solve this riddle without help ...


You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents who came to have breakfast. In your fridge are bread, milk (pasteurized), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
I'll open my eyes and kick them out,,
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Apr 1, 2019 12:39 AM CST Solve This Riddle
Butin
ButinButinIngatestone, Essex, England UK17 Threads 1,900 Posts
Sawdust_Molly: Obvious,... your eyes!
..I would open your legs. ......before you. Opened. Your eyesscold ...rolling on the floor laughing professor professor rolling on the floor laughing ....morning. Blossom:.....laugh
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Apr 1, 2019 4:13 AM CST Solve This Riddle
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
first open my arsehole, fart so it smells like hell, then open my eyes, open the door, and my parents won't come in for breakfast because of the smell, so I can go back to sleep.
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