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Apr 9, 2019 7:02 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Cell phones have been around for awhile ... wave

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Apr 9, 2019 7:05 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
Stan_147
Stan_147Stan_147Roseburg, Oregon USA1 Threads 1,018 Posts
Voltaire is quoted as saying that God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Apr 9, 2019 7:21 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Apr 9, 2019 7:24 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Apr 9, 2019 7:26 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
I sure hope he got a sense of humor because thats the only chance I got of getting into heaven uh oh
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Apr 9, 2019 9:21 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Anyone who can persuade those around him, that he is the son of a mythical being, can perform magic tricks and keep the joke going 2000 years, by definition, has to have a huge sense of humourlaugh
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Apr 9, 2019 9:29 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
rizlared: Anyone who can persuade those around him, that he is the son of a mythical being, can perform magic tricks and keep the joke going 2000 years, by definition, has to have a huge sense of humour
and he loves you as much as 45 does! rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Apr 9, 2019 9:57 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
galrads: and he loves you as much as 45 does!
Seeing as he has been dead for almost 2000 years, I find it hard to believe he loves anyone today.
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Apr 9, 2019 11:57 PM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
Mercedes_00online now!
Mercedes_00online now!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,308 Posts
Does he have a willy?
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Apr 10, 2019 12:45 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
PrivatePerson19
PrivatePerson19PrivatePerson19Constantia Kloof, Gauteng South Africa2 Posts
I am a Christian because it is a good way of life. My friend asked me a rhetorical question about 20 years ago, what if God died and no one knows... I think he died before Jesus was crucified. Jesus couldn’t believe that he was left to endure so much pain. He even asked his heavenly father, why have you forsaken me…

I believe Jesus walked the earth. Why would so many people call our dates 1000BC (Before Christ or AC After Christ) if he was a myth… but our God has died… that doesn’t mean we can't be Christians. We can still follow the good way of life.

I also think that there was more than one God… Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. They left their homes traveling to the next town to search for wives… (who’s daughters were they marrying?).

My God Jehovah, was a dictator, he loved power and didn’t want anyone else to have it… He killed a lot of people… I still don’t understand why? How can he decide who is bad and who is good? Who deserves to win and who deserves to lose. I find it difficult praying for things like a job, to win a race, to get the perfect husband… my gain will be someone else’s loss… Why does God get to decide who deserves it more?

This is the same God that supressed woman… that wanted me to honour my husband no matter what… My ex-husband just couldn’t make the right decisions for our family. For years I watched him make stupid decision like bitcoin mining machines, oil deals (being conned), getting so many traffic fines every month and thinking it was okay, not retaining our wealth but rather enjoying life for now, like fancy holidays and cars. This was half of my money too. I earned just as much as he did... eventually even more… And God wants me to respect this man and let him be the head of the house? 11 years of compromise was more than enough.

My profile name is PrivatePerson19. I created my profile in 2019… I am a private person because I provide advice to senior executives. My career and who I am as a person is different. I am a true capitalist, I believe that social grants and Corporate Social Investment makes people lazy. Everyone should be given equal opportunity and be treated well and fairly. I live in a country with over 28% unemployment and where government has set a minimum wage price floor, so only companies that can afford to pay this hires people. The government has laws that protect lazy people (under the auspices "human rights". So companies are easily sued… I feel it is better for 5 adults to work in household earning a smaller income than 1 person that needs to support 3 other adults and kids. In reality, I am PrivatePerson because I cannot share these thoughts with the Government organisations I advise ?? Am I fake? No, I am just politically correct. I know how to operate in a corporate environment and understand corporate politics…

So, is there a man out there for me… It’s a problem because I was not made for everyman…
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Apr 10, 2019 4:27 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
Yeah, Jesus sure had, he created Saidmahmoud, the joke of the millenium.
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Apr 10, 2019 5:12 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
jimgi
jimgijimgiroscommon, Roscommon Ireland3 Threads 1 Polls 977 Posts
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor



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Apr 10, 2019 5:39 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
daears
daearsdaearsIn a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand23 Threads 1,542 Posts
galrads: Cell phones have been around for awhile ...



Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill....
Jesus has a warped sense of humour
Why else is self murder or murdering of others happening
dunno
Well apparently sacrificing is a religion confused
I thought it was just attention seeking dunno
And selfish confused
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Apr 10, 2019 5:47 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
daears
daearsdaearsIn a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand23 Threads 1,542 Posts
Mercedes_00: Does he have a willy?

confused
I thought you didn't like male chickens rolling on the floor laughing ( CO*K )
Why would you even ask about confused
Get some WD40 or CRC
Or be RUSTY rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 10, 2019 5:51 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Oh my lawwd rolling on the floor laughing innocent detective
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Apr 10, 2019 5:55 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
daears
daearsdaearsIn a house lol, Hawke's Bay New Zealand23 Threads 1,542 Posts
Not everyone is a follower dunno
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Apr 10, 2019 10:00 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
cubcougar73
cubcougar73cubcougar73Redding, California USA17 Threads 2 Polls 78 Posts
I would have to say yes ... 2 Corninthians .. 'Above all is Love' said Jesus.

Just to be clear ... that is not .. "Above all is Fear the Lord' ... or .. 'Above all is Faith and Belief' ... or ....

'Above all honor your mother and father' ... etc .. we can go down an endless list.

Above all is Love ...

and with love .. goes laughter, joy, happiness, flirting, playfulness, humbleness ... all the positive emotions goes with Love.

Love sees and Love has wisdom.

Fear and Anger are blind and knows not what it does.

Fear is confusion, despondency, loss, dour, bragging, puffery, narcissism ...

That silly splinter in the eye.

Sam
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Apr 10, 2019 10:09 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
methuzelah
methuzelahmethuzelahTampa, Florida USA296 Threads 1,633 Posts
why Jewish people still waiting for the son of god? Christians said he already came
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Apr 10, 2019 10:20 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
PrivatePerson19: I am a Christian because it is a good way of life. My friend asked me a rhetorical question about 20 years ago, what if God died and no one knows... I think he died before Jesus was crucified. Jesus couldn’t believe that he was left to endure so much pain. He even asked his heavenly father, why have you forsaken me…

I believe Jesus walked the earth. Why would so many people call our dates 1000BC (Before Christ or AC After Christ) if he was a myth… but our God has died… that doesn’t mean we can't be Christians. We can still follow the good way of life.

I also think that there was more than one God… Adam and Eve had 2 sons Cain and Abel. They left their homes traveling to the next town to search for wives… (who’s daughters were they marrying?).

My God Jehovah, was a dictator, he loved power and didn’t want anyone else to have it… He killed a lot of people… I still don’t understand why? How can he decide who is bad and who is good? Who deserves to win and who deserves to lose. I find it difficult praying for things like a job, to win a race, to get the perfect husband… my gain will be someone else’s loss… Why does God get to decide who deserves it more?

This is the same God that supressed woman… that wanted me to honour my husband no matter what… My ex-husband just couldn’t make the right decisions for our family. For years I watched him make stupid decision like bitcoin mining machines, oil deals (being conned), getting so many traffic fines every month and thinking it was okay, not retaining our wealth but rather enjoying life for now, like fancy holidays and cars. This was half of my money too. I earned just as much as he did... eventually even more… And God wants me to respect this man and let him be the head of the house? 11 years of compromise was more than enough.

My profile name is PrivatePerson19. I created my profile in 2019… I am a private person because I provide advice to senior executives. My career and who I am as a person is different. I am a true capitalist, I believe that social grants and Corporate Social Investment makes people lazy. Everyone should be given equal opportunity and be treated well and fairly. I live in a country with over 28% unemployment and where government has set a minimum wage price floor, so only companies that can afford to pay this hires people. The government has laws that protect lazy people (under the auspices "human rights". So companies are easily sued… I feel it is better for 5 adults to work in household earning a smaller income than 1 person that needs to support 3 other adults and kids. In reality, I am PrivatePerson because I cannot share these thoughts with the Government organisations I advise ?? Am I fake? No, I am just politically correct. I know how to operate in a corporate environment and understand corporate politics…

So, is there a man out there for me… It’s a problem because I was not made for everyman…
Decadence is unavoidable being a scrooge doesn't actually reverse it. Inadequate healthcare doesn't make Americans immortal; the less support you have the stronger you are - this autistic line of reasoning is plain wrong and you will find that autistic Scrooge isn't attractive to men. This is a man's capitalist world but it would mean nothing without a woman or a girl.
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Apr 10, 2019 10:20 AM CST Does Jesus have a sense of humor?
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
ChesneyChrist: Decadence is unavoidable being a scrooge doesn't actually reverse it. Inadequate healthcare doesn't make Americans immortal; the less support you have the stronger you are - this autistic line of reasoning is plain wrong and you will find that autistic Scrooge isn't attractive to men. This is a man's capitalist world but it would mean nothing without a woman or a girl.
often plain wrong*
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