Ever had a date with the wrong girl? (69)

Apr 14, 2019 3:01 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
donal63: your right,need to Kleenex this thread
I should of known, about this thread
Apr 14, 2019 3:45 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Yeah, start something about anything and it ends up in filth, all sick and filthy minds on this site. But as they say it: A dirty mind is a joy forever.
Apr 14, 2019 4:35 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
mollybaby: Now is your chance to change their minds
And how am I supposed to do that? innocent
Apr 14, 2019 4:48 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
I’m just wondering, Do fart countlaugh not me tho
Apr 14, 2019 4:49 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Oh, a man alsolaugh
Apr 14, 2019 5:59 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Just the one who thought it was a good idea to whip it out and piss in the parking lot when we were out having a smoke....I tried quickly to get my measuring tape out to see if he matched the length and girth I require but he was too damn quick and whipped it back in his pants before I could get over there....by the looks of it tho we weren't a match in that area anyway so there was no second date....hmmm
Apr 14, 2019 6:04 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
M4_Mischief: Just the one who thought it was a good idea to whip it out and piss in the parking lot when we were out having a smoke....I tried quickly to get my measuring tape out to see if he matched the length and girth I require but he was too damn quick and whipped it back in his pants before I could get over there....by the looks of it tho we weren't a match in that area anyway so there was no second date....
laugh
Apr 14, 2019 6:07 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
M4_Mischief: Just the one who thought it was a good idea to whip it out and piss in the parking lot when we were out having a smoke....I tried quickly to get my measuring tape out to see if he matched the length and girth I require but he was too damn quick and whipped it back in his pants before I could get over there....by the looks of it tho we weren't a match in that area anyway so there was no second date....
Too romantic for words smitten


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Apr 14, 2019 6:10 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
I know...I always love reliving good memories...moll.....wave wink laugh
Apr 14, 2019 6:11 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Packersbabe1: I’m just wondering, Do fart count not me tho
Packersbabe1: Oh, a man also
Apr 14, 2019 6:54 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Farting on command, a great ideal during such a date, I bet it is over before it started. rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 15, 2019 6:42 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
PeKaatje: Farting on command, a great ideal during such a date, I bet it is over before it started.


rolling on the floor laughing Yup the smell was unbearable
Apr 15, 2019 6:42 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
rolling on the floor laughing Karl
Apr 17, 2019 9:31 AM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
saidmahmoud
saidmahmoudsaidmahmoudHamburg Mitte, Hamburg Germany17 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
PeKaatje: I had one yesterday, girl from my village whom I met tuesday. She seemed nice and we said we would go out yesterday.
Well, when we met, she was drunk already from to much wine, she made problems in every place where we arrived, and finally she refused to leave the restaurant when the personal asked her to leave. So I left alone, letting her there on her own.

I know these type of women quite well, thinking they are the queen and everybody has to bow for them, always drunk, always making problems, not welcome in many pubs and restaurants, so there won't be no next time with this girl.

Anybody else ever had a bad date?
Stupid bull + mad cow = cow Madness disease on farms, streets, bars and restaurantsdoh
Apr 17, 2019 2:27 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
always better than a goatfucking son of a goat and a filthy dog.
Apr 21, 2019 12:39 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Wrong girl as in she won't put out? No. They all pretty much want my baby batter. Its been proven to make women look 10-15 years younger.
Apr 23, 2019 4:55 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Gorillamuffins
GorillamuffinsGorillamuffinsWilliston, North Dakota USA2 Posts
Drove two hours and Met with a girl that didn't look at all like the 15yr old picture on her profile,she had two cars but neither ran...so picked her up at appt she shared with two roomies....yeah,IK........she smelled of stale cigarette smoke and fish grease.
Left her purse in my car,ordered four drinks in record time and popped scripts from three different pills.i made sure I ordered a long beer,so as to pee soon,and made sure she had appetizers and meal ordered...excused myself to go to restroom,ran got her purse,asked hostess to bring to our table,then ran to car and rolled coal!!
Don't know if or how she payed the 125$ bill.not my problem.
Apr 23, 2019 4:59 PM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Apr 24, 2019 3:39 AM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
Gorillamuffins: Drove two hours and Met with a girl that didn't look at all like the 15yr old picture on her profile,she had two cars but neither ran...so picked her up at appt she shared with two roomies....yeah,IK........she smelled of stale cigarette smoke and fish grease.
Left her purse in my car,ordered four drinks in record time and popped scripts from three different pills.i made sure I ordered a long beer,so as to pee soon,and made sure she had appetizers and meal ordered...excused myself to go to restroom,ran got her purse,asked hostess to bring to our table,then ran to car and rolled coal!!
Don't know if or how she payed the 125$ bill.not my problem.
thanks for wasting my time....my pic was only 13 yrs old...thanks you very much....I have two more cars than you..;.thanks for the pick up on the scooter....I was attracted to your anchovie smell right from the get go and the smell of crystal meth lingering on your clothes...it made me moist.....teddybear
Apr 24, 2019 4:07 AM CST Ever had a date with the wrong girl?
bodleing2
bodleing2bodleing2Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK32 Threads 2,861 Posts
Yes, she's dead now.

sad flower
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