What good Jokes have you heard... (114)
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
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Track16: Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
......."Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
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Chambella: Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
....???????that's. DisgustinHe asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
j...........,.
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Butin: ....???????that's. Disgustin j...........,.
I betcha you are a lollipop salesman!! 
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Track16: Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
One good punch in the nose'll black both eyes."Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this a joke?"
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this a joke?"
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I was eating lunch with the new Christian family that recently moved onto my road, when I asked their 4 pre-teen boys if they knew how to make babies...
You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. The mom and dad looked very uneasy, and it looked like they were hoping their boys would give a good answer that reflected the values they were trying to impart to them, while trying to think of the right words to change the subject without the boys catching on, when I told them-
Drop the "y" at the end of baby, and add, "ies."
You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. The mom and dad looked very uneasy, and it looked like they were hoping their boys would give a good answer that reflected the values they were trying to impart to them, while trying to think of the right words to change the subject without the boys catching on, when I told them-
Drop the "y" at the end of baby, and add, "ies."
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At the beginning of a cattle drive a rancher had 196 cows, but when he rounded them up, he counted 200.
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The new "atheist" church applied for tax-free status as a non-prophet organization.
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The new "atheist" church applied for tax-free status as a non-prophet organization.
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What does a jewish p*dophile asks the children in the park?
Wanna buy candy?
Wanna buy candy?
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Track16: Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this woman stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of a womans butt? It looked funny and I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
Very good Track..."Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."
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Chambella: Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
Funny...!!!He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your d|ck off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cvck off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman." ...
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studecarstudecar: there was a guy whose tool was so long that when he sat on the commode it hung down in the water , one time while sitting there he got the hiccups - he siphoned all the water out of the stool. studecar
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smiley963: Don't do that...!!!
sorry just in a silly mood,apologies 
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It's true!
Go get this product from Amazon store
Go get this product from Amazon store
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