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A Ladies' Man
Back as a boy, I longed to be
The fellow women loved to see
And have them all consider me
A Ladies' man
I dreamed of Jeannie with delight
And Mary moaning in the night
As I became with all my might
.....A "Ladies' man"
Developed into a fuller flower
This throbbing thrust of manly power
Consumed my every waking hour
.....A "Ladies' man"
I felt the urge, that awful itch
It mounted to a fever pitch
I had me girls no matter which
.....A "Ladies' man"
Ah, but the hottest fever cools
Those, who don't face that fact, are fools
For like all men time overrules
.....A "Ladies' man"
What once was warm began to chill
As father time enforced his will
Until I wondered "am I still
....."A Ladies' man"?
At first I tried to hide my loss
Pretending I was still the boss
With girls who'd never come across
.....A "Ladies' man" ?
But they moved with too swift a step
I needed patience more than pep
To keep alive, my fading rep
.....A "Ladies man" ?
Don't get me wrong now, I'm not dead
My shoulders hold a damn good head
So joy has not completely fled
A "Ladies' man"
But, it can never be the same
The vigor's vanished from my game.
For reminiscing, can you blame
......A "Ladies man"?
I look back at the life I've led
What would my powers have got, instead
Had I not shot so much in bed ?
A "Ladies' man"
What tricky trade, might I have tried
Had I not laid... pre-occupied
But then, who's ever satisfied ?
A "Ladies' man"?
The women I laid, frequently
Each in her heart held secretly
That she was really making me
.....A "Ladies man"
A woman feels, a man may guess
That she conceals, beneath her dress
A trap in which she can possess
A "Ladies' man"
She throws the bait, she shows the lure !
There's no escaping, that's for sure !
You're never really free, when you're
A "Ladies' man"
Each fellow follows his own star
But, take no appetite too far
That's sound advice, in case you are
A "Ladies' man"
But, you call all this sour grapes
Devote yourself to willing rapes
And never mind what all escapes
A "Ladies' man".
Oh, you must feel betrayed by age
I'm reading from a later page
You can't hear me at your stage
A "Ladies' man"
Therefore, my boy, enjoy your prime
Until your fateful date with time
When no longer can you claim, "Hey I'm
A Ladies' man" !
Hey, there's a beauty, you agree?
Has quite a body, hasn't she?
Well, sock it to her once for me!
.....A "Ladies' man"