Limerick free styling (18)
It smells like a poo
But its not really true
Its just some blue cheese on a cracker
But the knob that walked in
Felt a need to mention
That hes just called the sewerage contractor
But its not really true
Its just some blue cheese on a cracker
But the knob that walked in
Felt a need to mention
That hes just called the sewerage contractor
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"Well the help ain't short. when you're digging your grave.
well the help ain't short
sure. I'll help you dig it.
well the help ain't short. when you're digging your grave.
well now your speaking my language.
well the help ain't short."
well the help ain't short
sure. I'll help you dig it.
well the help ain't short. when you're digging your grave.
well now your speaking my language.
well the help ain't short."
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Nope that's it
not saying no more*---
.
everyone lOoks sad.
when You're down on the floor .
not saying no more*---
.
everyone lOoks sad.
when You're down on the floor .
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The trick to get a Tree Tick off your tent is to flick the Tree Tick.
Say that fast three times,
Say that fast three times,
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Don't forget
you're the ONE Everyone likes.
-
they invite you inside.
-- they tell to go take a hike?--
But thats OK--
outside is fresh and clean
,
who ever else is hiking
will know what i mean.
Didn't rhyme,isn't that funny
.
you're the ONE Everyone likes.
-
they invite you inside.
-- they tell to go take a hike?--
But thats OK--
outside is fresh and clean
,
who ever else is hiking
will know what i mean.
Didn't rhyme,isn't that funny
.
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Bluefish22: Make up a limerick on the spot....mine is
From the South there was once a girl
Whose mouth was as small as a pearl
Her husband was grand
Though he had a small hand
With his wife he felt big as a whale
nearly rhymes!!!!!!!!
Once there was a girlFrom the South there was once a girl
Whose mouth was as small as a pearl
Her husband was grand
Though he had a small hand
With his wife he felt big as a whale
nearly rhymes!!!!!!!!
With a bottom shaped like a bucket
When you stood on a stool
The damn thing was easy ro mount
But nobody could figure out
How to milk it!
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An alcoholic in Wales
Told us up many tales
But they where all lies
Flying around like lies
So we fed that guy to the whales
Told us up many tales
But they where all lies
Flying around like lies
So we fed that guy to the whales
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hhahahah
some girls post a rhyme thread
and the .. ..
guys....... give in?------- another prime example. its NOT who you are.. its.. What you got. below the belt?--
some girls post a rhyme thread
and the .. ..
guys....... give in?------- another prime example. its NOT who you are.. its.. What you got. below the belt?--
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1ofmanyMice: hhahahah
some girls post a rhyme thread
and the .. ..
guys....... give in?------- another prime example. its NOT who you are.. its.. What you got. below the belt?--
Boy that one really sucked,some girls post a rhyme thread
and the .. ..
guys....... give in?------- another prime example. its NOT who you are.. its.. What you got. below the belt?--
You must be a gay
Who cant find his ducked,,
One, two, three
Dont Sing your nursery rhyme to me
I've better things to do
Than read the turn of the screw.
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raphael119: Boy that one really sucked,
You must be a gay
Who cant find his ducked,,
One, two, three
Dont Sing your nursery rhyme to me
I've better things to do
Than read the turn of the screw.
hahah--. trying to be me?You must be a gay
Who cant find his ducked,,
One, two, three
Dont Sing your nursery rhyme to me
I've better things to do
Than read the turn of the screw.
i would if i were you
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1ofmanyMice: hahah--. trying to be me?
i would if i were you
i would if i were you
1ofmanyMice: hahah--. trying to be me?
i would if i were you
Squeak squeaki would if i were you
Words wont come out
But im growing whiskers on the end
Of my snout.
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Hoober: It seems very clear to me
that nobody here can see,
despite Bluefish's example,
which is perfectly ample,
just what a limerick should be.
get back in line. that nobody here can see,
despite Bluefish's example,
which is perfectly ample,
just what a limerick should be.
and do what your told.
. just keep on waiting
~~ util you grow old.
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From the South there was once a girl
Whose mouth was as small as a pearl
Her husband was grand
Though he had a small hand
With his wife he felt big as a whale