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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten - One to change the light bulb and nine to form a support group for survivors of darkness!!

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you.

Q: How many men does it take to fix a woman's watch?
A: Why does she need a watch? There's a clock on the oven!

Q: Why do women get married in white?
A: So they match the appliances!

A woman is fast approaching 40 years of age and is without a partner. This situation has her rather depressed due to her long history of failed relationships. After much debate she decides that the best thing to do is to take out a personal ad in the paper:

Wanted: A good lover to be my friend; who won't beat me and won't run out on me.
After a week or so no one has responded to the ad. She is feeling particularly depressed when the door bell rings.

She opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch. Quite surprised at the sight she asks him what he wants.

He replies, "I'm responding to your ad for a good lover."
"How can that be? You have no arms and no legs!"

"I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't run out on you!" he said.
"What about being a good lover?" she asked.

He responded, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Q - What’s the difference, between a feminist and a rat?
A - A rat don’t want money

Q – What’s the best thing a feminist could ever do?
A – Keep quite

Q – What does a feminist do, when no men want her?
A – Buy a lot of cat food

Q – What does a feminist do…when she does her job wrong?
A – Find a man to blame

Q – When does a feminist stop complaining?
A – When she is asleep

Q – How do you get a feminist to love you?
A – Tell her you're Karl Marx

Q – How do you get a feminists phone number
A - Ask her…which psychiatric hospital…she lives at

Q – How do you get a feminist to cook for you
A – Tell her Donald Trump is in the oven