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Dec 23, 2019 11:54 AM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
For the rest of us. It is time for the airing of grievances to be followed by feats of strength. Has anyone experienced any Festivus miracles?


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Dec 23, 2019 12:07 PM CST Happy Festivus
secretagent09
secretagent09secretagent09New Jersey Girl in, North Carolina USA198 Threads 4 Polls 7,223 Posts
I learned this morning that my cable bill has a 3-year promotion rate instead of the 2-year rate that I thought it had.

I'm rich !!!laugh
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Dec 23, 2019 12:08 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
secretagent09: I learned this morning that my cable bill has a 3-year promotion rate instead of the 2-year rate that I thought it had.

I'm rich !!!
That's not a grievance!! laugh scold
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Dec 23, 2019 12:08 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: That's not a grievance!!
But it is a miracle! laugh
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Dec 23, 2019 12:10 PM CST Happy Festivus
secretagent09
secretagent09secretagent09New Jersey Girl in, North Carolina USA198 Threads 4 Polls 7,223 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: That's not a grievance!!
Well the next time write the subject clearer Cranks laugh


Now I have a grievance. People that don't write the thread subject clear tongue
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Dec 23, 2019 12:18 PM CST Happy Festivus
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,312 Posts
My grievance is Santa comes once a year..That's more times than me.
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Dec 23, 2019 12:19 PM CST Happy Festivus
Mercedes_00: My grievance is Santa comes once a year..That's more times than me.
why?
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Dec 23, 2019 12:20 PM CST Happy Festivus
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Dec 23, 2019 12:21 PM CST Happy Festivus
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,312 Posts
pedro27: why?
Plumbers are hard to find
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Dec 23, 2019 12:21 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
secretagent09: Well the next time write the subject clearer Cranks


Now I have a grievance. People that don't write the thread subject clear
There is a clear order to the Festivus festivities.

1) Airing of grievances
2) Feats of strength
3) Sharing of Festivus miracles.



Is that clear enough? professor laugh
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Dec 23, 2019 12:24 PM CST Happy Festivus
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Dec 23, 2019 12:26 PM CST Happy Festivus
secretagent09
secretagent09secretagent09New Jersey Girl in, North Carolina USA198 Threads 4 Polls 7,223 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: There is a clear order to the Festivus festivities.

1) Airing of grievances
2) Feats of strength
3) Sharing of Festivus miracles.



Is that clear enough?
Ummmmmmmm.......Yes sir uh oh help christmas cool
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Dec 23, 2019 12:29 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
secretagent09: Ummmmmmmm.......Yes sir
It makes me all tingly when you call me sir... grin
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Dec 23, 2019 12:32 PM CST Happy Festivus
secretagent09
secretagent09secretagent09New Jersey Girl in, North Carolina USA198 Threads 4 Polls 7,223 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: It makes me all tingly when you call me sir...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 23, 2019 12:32 PM CST Happy Festivus
Mercedes_00: Plumbers are hard to find
my trade in construction is plastering..............I can put you onto a good plumber
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Dec 23, 2019 12:36 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
Mercedes_00: My grievance is Santa comes once a year..That's more times than me.
I can help with that. grin

What will your feat of strength be this year?
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Dec 23, 2019 12:40 PM CST Happy Festivus
Mercedes_00online today!
Mercedes_00online today!Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,312 Posts
Cranky_Geezer: I can help with that.

What will your feat of strength be this year?
My thighs daydream
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Dec 23, 2019 12:41 PM CST Happy Festivus
Cranky_Geezer
Cranky_GeezerCranky_GeezerPatchogue, New York USA29 Threads 1 Polls 2,239 Posts
Mercedes_00: My thighs
That will help with resolving your grievance. smitten
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Dec 23, 2019 12:42 PM CST Happy Festivus
secretagent09
secretagent09secretagent09New Jersey Girl in, North Carolina USA198 Threads 4 Polls 7,223 Posts
Mercedes_00: My thighs
Merc will crush you Cranky


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Dec 23, 2019 12:44 PM CST Happy Festivus
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
my miracle...i finally got my clothes put away and im getting my apartment in shape.....


my grievance.....snowplowing...ever since the government privatized the snowplowing for our highways every snowfall there is more than one car pile up....20+ cars....that was unheard of before privatization....i cant believe the police and families of people getting killed and injured haven't taken the government to task over this....


my feat of strength....rebuilding myself.....santa waving
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