Memorable quotes and their Authors (702)
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-Inexperienced astronaut on the space shuttle that blew up.
You think that's funny? -Inexperienced astronaut on the space shuttle that blew up.
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Funny as an overturned spastic bus...
-My mate Dave.
-My mate Dave.
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Don't swim in puddles...
unknown
unknown
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Pull my finger...
-Dad.
-Dad.
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Don't pick your nose with a fork...use the spoon instead...
Framed and hanged in the CS Hall of Health and safety since 1885
Framed and hanged in the CS Hall of Health and safety since 1885
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I've just installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
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"But Grandmother! What big teeth you have!"
-- Little Red Riding Hood.
-- Little Red Riding Hood.
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Once bitten, twice chewed...
Somebody
Somebody
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Have you been in trouble with the Police before?
-The Police.
-The Police.
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Don't look for apples under a pear tree...
Me
Me
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'Looking for love in all the wrong places"
-- Me.
-- Me.
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My soul is that of a drummer.... I didn't do it to become rich and famous. I did it because it was the love of my life.
Ringo Starr
Ringo Starr
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a bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush
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pedro27: a bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush
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"Our revenge will be the laughter of our children."
Bobby Sands.
Bobby Sands.
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"Drumming was the only thing I was ever good at"
John Bonham...
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John Bonham...
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"Vodka is my drink of choice"
-- John Bonham.
-- John Bonham.
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