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Bearwoman: If my Body was a car,
If body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents scratches in my finish and my paint in my finish and my paint job is getting a dull but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,My whitewalls are stained with varlose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,But here's the worst of it;;;
Almost every time I sneeze ,cough or sputter ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents scratches in my finish and my paint in my finish and my paint job is getting a dull but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,My whitewalls are stained with varlose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,But here's the worst of it;;;
Almost every time I sneeze ,cough or sputter ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Bearwoman: If my Body was a car,
If body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents scratches in my finish and my paint in my finish and my paint job is getting a dull but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,My whitewalls are stained with varlose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,But here's the worst of it;;;
Almost every time I sneeze ,cough or sputter ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Good one!If body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents scratches in my finish and my paint in my finish and my paint job is getting a dull but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,My whitewalls are stained with varlose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,But here's the worst of it;;;
Almost every time I sneeze ,cough or sputter ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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If body were a car,this is the time I would be thinking thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents scratches in my finish and my paint in my finish and my paint job is getting a dull but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather,My whitewalls are stained with varlose veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum veins.It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.My fuel rate burns inefficiently,But here's the worst of it;;;
Almost every time I sneeze ,cough or sputter ...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!