The Handbag to Die For. ( Archived) (10)

Feb 28, 2020 6:56 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
David Beckham bought his wife, Victoria, a $100k Hermes handbag. The world's only albino crocodile, living in a cave in the Ethiopian highlands, had to be roped, dragged screaming, killed and skinned, to make her wish come true.
It's what every multi-million dollar star would buy his wife, right? What a gesture of devotion, what a symbol of modern-day marital commitment!

Your thoughts. If you have any, that is.

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Feb 28, 2020 7:22 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
I don't have thoughts about white crocodiles
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Feb 28, 2020 7:53 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
I'd never die for a handbag, it'd have to be something bigger, like a satchel
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Feb 28, 2020 7:56 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
I'd consider diring for a satchel, if its full of prime buds.
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Feb 28, 2020 7:56 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Bnaughty: I'd never die for a handbag, it'd have to be something bigger, like a satchel
Would a nasty suicide for a really large rucksack be a proposition?
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Feb 28, 2020 8:34 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
the filthy rich have no morals or standards. They take what they want, for their money protects them.
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Feb 28, 2020 8:56 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: David Beckham bought his wife, Victoria, a $100k Hermes handbag. The world's only albino crocodile, living in a cave in the Ethiopian highlands, had to be roped, dragged screaming, killed and skinned, to make her wish come true.
It's what every multi-million dollar star would buy his wife, right? What a gesture of devotion, what a symbol of modern-day marital commitment!

Your thoughts. If you have any, that is.

I hate that this is who the market decides to give the money to. Our rich and powerful effectively come from a background at the circus, personally I would prefer the government spent the Beckham's money.
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Feb 28, 2020 9:10 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
His athletic achievements notwithstanding, and aside from whatever financial suits he's hired to run his empire, I always thought Beckham was a bit of a wooz who could hardly put a cognitive sentence together in front of the camera. Seeing him in an interview didn't leave one with an overriding impression of intelligence.
But in this age of eco-extinction and specie die-off daily fodder for the social media mill, you have to be an utter brainless wingnut to pitch a story like this as part of your PR media promo. Killing a unique animal, and then spending an amount that would buy the schooll lunch ofor half Yemen's kids, takes stupidity to a new level.
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Feb 28, 2020 9:11 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: Would a nasty suicide for a really large rucksack be a proposition?
Ahmed! Fancy meeting you on herehandshake
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Feb 28, 2020 9:13 AM CST The Handbag to Die For.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
Bnaughty: Ahmed! Fancy meeting you on here
I keel you!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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