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Mar 18, 2020 10:51 PM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
Sternomancy

Sternomancy is actually predicting the future by looking at someone's chest.

Back in yesteryear, the study was limited to markings and bumps on the chest, kind of similar to phrenology (the study of head shape and bumps to determine personality). But these days, men's and women's magazines have taken it upon themselves to spin sternomancy into personality prediction based on the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Sternomancy doesn't just apply to humans – the old tradition of breaking the wishbone at Thanksgiving is an old form of the practice.

So, there you are guys the perfect answer when accused of staring at her chest

" Hmmm, no, no darling ... I was looking into your future ! "

However, don;t kid yourself about your chances of being a part of HER future unless you're confident that you can pull this off very smoothly !!!



cheers
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Mar 19, 2020 1:19 AM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
23 views and none of you fellas dare say a word in reply cos yer all pus sy whipped ?

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Mar 19, 2020 1:57 PM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
Not2seriously
Not2seriouslyNot2seriouslyle Marais Paris & SmallTown CO, Ile-de-France France6 Threads 184 Posts
Don't be a wuss, hex. If they are A1, just say, "Nice headlights, how do you turn them on?"
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Mar 19, 2020 5:56 PM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
To be sure monsieur ... I'm not a shy baby or a cry baby when it comes to car accessories ;-)

wine

How's Gay Parreeee ... Microm sure got the Yello Jackets of his streets eh ?

Real trouble will come when the wine runs out ?
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Mar 19, 2020 6:36 PM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
cheers sounds like you have it all under control there ... reminds me, I need go get a gas bottle fill for the BBQ ...

You guys are moving into summer while this hysteria breaks, we're getting winter soon !
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Mar 19, 2020 7:56 PM CST Absolutely MEN ONLY ... best news you ever heard
Not2seriously
Not2seriouslyNot2seriouslyle Marais Paris & SmallTown CO, Ile-de-France France6 Threads 184 Posts
HexagonKeySet: sounds like you have it all under control there ... reminds me, I need go get a gas bottle fill for the BBQ ...

You guys are moving into summer while this hysteria breaks, we're getting winter soon !
Some summer. It snowed a foot last night and today. More coming.

Even though I have town natcherl gas here, ya never know. The boiler needs electricity, which fails. So I keep some 5 gal tanks of propane filled. One can is always hooked up to a weed burner. It has its named purpose and I use it to start my smoker. Plus it will heat a room to toasty in about 30 sec. So I can't let those puppies go dry.
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