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Apr 2, 2020 7:50 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
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Track16online today!Track16Little Hearts Ease, Newfoundland Canada945 Threads 12,563 Posts
Finish each meal by eating a piece of sponge. Self wiping smile
Apr 2, 2020 8:06 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Track16: Finish each meal by eating a piece of sponge. Self wiping
Sounds good in theory.... laugh
Apr 2, 2020 8:10 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Track16: Finish each meal by eating a piece of sponge. Self wiping
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Apr 2, 2020 8:17 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
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Apr 2, 2020 8:36 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Who drops the soap??
Apr 2, 2020 8:39 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
I scored a pack today smitten
Apr 2, 2020 8:40 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
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Mercedes_00: I scored a pack today
I got some yesterday laugh Now I don't have to eat sponge anymore conversing
Apr 2, 2020 9:03 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Track16: I got some yesterday Now I don't have to eat sponge anymore
laugh

I didn't go to my little mall for toilet paper even though I needed it..I went to see peoples face..If my son knew he would kill melaugh

He thinks my friends are bringing my groceries..A little white lie told to my son is a case of staying sane or going insane laugh
Apr 2, 2020 9:10 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
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Mercedes_00: I didn't go to my little mall for toilet paper even though I needed it..I went to see peoples face..If my son knew he would kill me

He thinks my friends are bringing my groceries..A little white lie told to my son is a case of staying sane or going insane
What everyone on your street needs to do is sit back on a chair at the ends of your driveways and have a street party that encourages social distancing
Apr 2, 2020 9:32 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
a greater majority Asia wash there butts many don't use paper one-handed wash it away
Apr 2, 2020 11:33 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Track16: What everyone on your street needs to do is sit back on a chair at the ends of your driveways and have a street party that encourages social distancing
Nah I'm not doing that cause then it will go from that to knocking on my door for toilet rolls to wanting a cigarette ect..laugh
Apr 3, 2020 2:49 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Rogerandout
RogerandoutRogerandoutLondon, Greater London, England UK997 Posts
The solution is simple, really.
Lick it clean.
Apr 3, 2020 6:07 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Well you can wear a heavy coat and go into public bathrooms and fill your pockets with a** wipe paper don't get caught it is a felony and carries 1 million dollar fine and a 20 year prison sentence

Hey well the Muslims use 3 rocks. oh my god how many people will not subject their pet rocks to this horrible fate???!!
Apr 3, 2020 6:09 PM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
I hope you people don't live up to my saying I quot my self " The General public is generally stupid".
I am attempting to make people laugh and just joke about the felony the other stuff is true javascript:void(0);
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quote=RobertMJ575]Well you can wear a heavy coat and go into public bathrooms and fill your pockets with a** wipe paper don't get caught it is a felony and carries 1 million dollar fine and a 20 year prison sentence

Hey well the Muslims use 3 rocks. oh my god how many people will not subject their pet rocks to this horrible fate???!!
RobertMJ575: Well you can wear a heavy coat and go into public bathrooms and fill your pockets with a** wipe paper don't get caught it is a felony and carries 1 million dollar fine and a 20 year prison sentencejavascript:void(0);

Hey well the Muslims use 3 rocks. oh my god how many people will not subject their pet rocks to this horrible fate???!!
Apr 4, 2020 2:42 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Bellanna
BellannaBellannaPlatz, Appenzell Ausserrhoden Switzerland15 Threads 3 Polls 422 Posts
You can use leaves. dunno

Spring and summer are coming - there will be no shortage of the natural toilet paper. laugh
Apr 4, 2020 4:08 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
Track16: Finish each meal by eating a piece of sponge. Self wiping
A4 printer paper folded and torn into 4 squares ... and bills are also generally on A4 too :-)

A ream is 500 sheets and priced competitively - 80 gram will not rip in use

60 gm, well, I guess you'd need a little more care to avoiding poke throughs !
Apr 4, 2020 5:50 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK81 Threads 4,433 Posts
Baby wipes . I but multi packs for this exact reason , other people and their toilet roll hoarding . This is not the 1st time it's happened in history roll eyes
Apr 4, 2020 5:55 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
dillydally: Baby wipes . I but multi packs for this exact reason , other people and their toilet roll hoarding . This is not the 1st time it's happened in history
PLEASE don't flush baby wipes ...

Apr 4, 2020 6:28 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
what happened to Old Newsprint or expired Phone-directories?laugh
Apr 4, 2020 8:27 AM CST If You Cannot Get Toilet Paper
or army combat situation style
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