You meet a genie in the bottle... (20)
Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
I´ll have to type my wish after the 9pm watershedWhat will you wish for?
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
one wish?What will you wish for?
can i poke the Genie in the Eye and then make a wish ?
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True story... A man was trecking through the desert with his camel. There was a big sandstorm and he became lost. Days passed, he walked behind the beast hoping its instincts would lead them to water. day after day, he watched the camels hips rolling as they roamed the desert. To cut a long story short, he started getting ideas, but every time he made an advance the animal would flinch and move away.
One day, he found a bottle containing a genie, so out she came and told him he would be granted just one wish. He thought for a minute about it, then said yeah OK,.. hold the camel down for me.
One day, he found a bottle containing a genie, so out she came and told him he would be granted just one wish. He thought for a minute about it, then said yeah OK,.. hold the camel down for me.
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Genie will be freed, the bottle will go to recycling.
As rumour has it: be careful what you wish for :)
As rumour has it: be careful what you wish for :)
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My wish.... A bridge from California to Hawaii.
The genie says I can't do that, try again.
I say.... Ok, to understand women.
The genie says... was that a two lane or a four lane bridge?
The genie says I can't do that, try again.
I say.... Ok, to understand women.
The genie says... was that a two lane or a four lane bridge?
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
I wish to be multilingual and speak and understand every language that has ever existed, including the bad words. What will you wish for?
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
Ok !What will you wish for?
Let's get this correctly
I may meet up with a Genie
and in the bottle !
Not out of the bottle.
That's mean we are both are the same
And he can not give me anything .
We are both genie .
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
I'd wish for a transport truck loaded with genies in a bottle because I have far too many wishes I'd like to make. What will you wish for?
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As if I'd tell you lot
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
Wish that virus would f off.What will you wish for?
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The bottle genies are fake. The real ones live in a lamp.
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Soonyuleknow: The bottle genies are fake. The real ones live in a lamp.
I was kind of wondering ... if I met this genie in a bottle - how the heck did I get into the bottle to meet him ?
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Iyyov: Then starvation sets in within a fortnight.....
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I see that you're hiding your deepest desires. 
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Bellanna: I see that you're hiding your deepest desires.
Are you a genie or fairy.Sie müssen die Wahrheit sagen
Oder ?
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Bellanna: ... and he says that he will grant you ONE wish. It can be ANY wish, even the impossible one (resurrecting dead, time-travel, being able to fly or become invisible).
What will you wish for?
just one? unlimited wishes. I am frugal.What will you wish for?
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irish78eyes: As if I'd tell you lot
admit it, you`re dying to tell us 
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo and behold
a Genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing,
low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition,
I can only grant you one wish. So. . . what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate
and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good
in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for...a good mate."
The Genie let out a long
and said, "Oh for pete's sake,
let me see that map!"
Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo and behold
a Genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing,
low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition,
I can only grant you one wish. So. . . what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate
and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good
in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the
time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for...a good mate."
The Genie let out a long
and said, "Oh for pete's sake,let me see that map!"
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