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Fri May 22, 2020 10:32 AM CST Signs for Our Time
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A Shoe Repair store in Vancouver posted this message: +We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

A sign on a Window Coverings Truck: “Blind man driving.”

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck : "Yesterday 's Meals on Wheels."

At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's Truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's Truck : "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician's Truck : "Let us remove your shorts.”

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last…; Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: “Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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