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Jun 1, 2020 5:55 PM CST Poor England!
You had until 11:30 a.m. today to "share the love". laugh
No more hanky panky for you!

Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today
Ross McGuinness,Yahoo News UK•June 1, 2020

Having sex in your own home with someone from a different household is illegal from today, after the government altered its coronavirus legislation.

At 11.30am on Monday, a change to the law was introduced that bans two people from different households in England gathering in an indoor, private place during the coronavirus lockdown.

The amendment to the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Bill states: “No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.”

Previously, going to another person’s home to have sex would have been a breach of coronavirus lockdown restrictions, but now both parties could be prosecuted under the law. Having sex in public is already illegal.

Only those with a “reasonable excuse” are permitted to meet in a private place.

The amended bill reads: “No person may, without reasonable excuse, stay overnight at any place other than the place where they are living.”

This differs from the previous legislation, which prohibited people from leaving their home at all without a reasonable excuse.

Anyone breaking the law can be fined £100, halved to £50 if paid within 14 days.

Human rights barrister Adam Wagner tweeted on Sunday: “I can’t believe I’m about to tweet this.

“From tomorrow sex between two (or more) people in a private place who do not live in the same household is a ‘gathering’ between 2 or more people and is therefore illegal.
Jun 1, 2020 7:24 PM CST Poor England!
Kaybee50: You had until 11:30 a.m. today to "share the love".
No more hanky panky for you!

Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today
Ross McGuinness,Yahoo News UK•June 1, 2020

Having sex in your own home with someone from a different household is illegal from today, after the government altered its coronavirus legislation.

At 11.30am on Monday, a change to the law was introduced that bans two people from different households in England gathering in an indoor, private place during the coronavirus lockdown.

The amendment to the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Bill states: “No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.”

Previously, going to another person’s home to have sex would have been a breach of coronavirus lockdown restrictions, but now both parties could be prosecuted under the law. Having sex in public is already illegal.

Only those with a “reasonable excuse” are permitted to meet in a private place.

The amended bill reads: “No person may, without reasonable excuse, stay overnight at any place other than the place where they are living.”

This differs from the previous legislation, which prohibited people from leaving their home at all without a reasonable excuse.

Anyone breaking the law can be fined £100, halved to £50 if paid within 14 days.

Human rights barrister Adam Wagner tweeted on Sunday: “I can’t believe I’m about to tweet this.

“From tomorrow sex between two (or more) people in a private place who do not live in the same household is a ‘gathering’ between 2 or more people and is therefore illegal.
Well, that will have to change before i visit there later this year! laugh
Jun 1, 2020 8:17 PM CST Poor England!
One does of course wonder how they will survive the mockery of the world ...
Jun 2, 2020 2:42 AM CST Poor England!
I don't think any of the Brits on here will have a problem remaining celibate. rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 2, 2020 2:50 AM CST Poor England!
Hi Kaybee,

You couldn't make it up.rolling on the floor laughing

You should have seen our beaches over the weekend ,packed like sardines in a tin. Sex behind the sand dunes springs to mind.hug
Jun 2, 2020 2:53 AM CST Poor England!
galrads: Well, that will have to change before i visit there later this year!
Woo Hoo Galradscheering


You doing the Grand Tour?motorcycle
Jun 2, 2020 2:53 AM CST Poor England!
Kaybee50: You had until 11:30 a.m. today to "share the love".
No more hanky panky for you!

Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today
Ross McGuinness,Yahoo News UK•June 1, 2020

Having sex in your own home with someone from a different household is illegal from today, after the government altered its coronavirus legislation.

At 11.30am on Monday, a change to the law was introduced that bans two people from different households in England gathering in an indoor, private place during the coronavirus lockdown.

The amendment to the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Bill states: “No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.”

Previously, going to another person’s home to have sex would have been a breach of coronavirus lockdown restrictions, but now both parties could be prosecuted under the law. Having sex in public is already illegal.

Only those with a “reasonable excuse” are permitted to meet in a private place.

The amended bill reads: “No person may, without reasonable excuse, stay overnight at any place other than the place where they are living.”

Does that mean that incest is permitted when living with the family?confused laugh
Jun 2, 2020 4:03 AM CST Poor England!
No one will ever defeat the United Kingdom, no Atom Bomb, no corona, no army.
Hail Brittania.
Jun 2, 2020 4:17 AM CST Poor England!
Oxycodone
OxycodoneOxycodoneHove, East Sussex, England UK151 Posts
And how do you think it will be monitored? We don’t have the resources within our police force to enforce it. Perhaps snooping neighbours might play a part in assisting. However, these people often turn out to be the law breakers in such circumstances we find ourselves in.

The government of the U.K. has made this country the laughing stock of Europe and elsewhere. They are concerned about people having sex, yet they provided our frontline workers with sub-standard PPE.

I appreciate in these circumstances there is more to consider than we care to acknowledge, or even think about.wine

Yesterday I was in London, a young boy had his leg ripped off by a cyclist flying around the park. An air ambulance was called and two fire engines were at the scene. The young boy had to be airlifted to hospital and possibly have his leg amputated.

So the context here there are more important things to consider in this lockdown than sex. People can please themselves if they are imaginative and have creative minds.wine
Jun 2, 2020 5:02 AM CST Poor England!
GeneralBeacon: I don't think any of the Brits on here will have a problem remaining celibate.
You and your sister are just jealous
Jun 2, 2020 5:15 AM CST Poor England!
Oxycodone: And how do you think it will be monitored? We don’t have the resources within our police force to enforce it. Perhaps snooping neighbours might play a part in assisting. However, these people often turn out to be the law breakers in such circumstances we find ourselves in.

The government of the U.K. has made this country the laughing stock of Europe and elsewhere. They are concerned about people having sex, yet they provided our frontline workers with sub-standard PPE.

I appreciate in these circumstances there is more to consider than we care to acknowledge, or even think about.

Yesterday I was in London, a young boy had his leg ripped off by a cyclist flying around the park. An air ambulance was called and two fire engines were at the scene. The young boy had to be airlifted to hospital and possibly have his leg amputated.

So the context here there are more important things to consider in this lockdown than sex. People can please themselves if they are imaginative and have creative minds.
Well the Brexit reminded me of Charles Dickens book Bleak House, that tells the story of a proces about an inheritance of millions of pounds. But the proces is lasting many years even generations, and finally when they found an important document that makes an end to the proces, it tuns out all the millions from the inheritance were spended for lawyers and the court. Luckily the Brexit didn't last that long.
Jun 2, 2020 6:39 AM CST Poor England!
Kaybee50: You had until 11:30 a.m. today to "share the love".
No more hanky panky for you!

Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today
Ross McGuinness,Yahoo News UK•June 1, 2020

Having sex in your own home with someone from a different household is illegal from today, after the government altered its coronavirus legislation.

At 11.30am on Monday, a change to the law was introduced that bans two people from different households in England gathering in an indoor, private place during the coronavirus lockdown.

The amendment to the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Bill states: “No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.”

Previously, going to another person’s home to have sex would have been a breach of coronavirus lockdown restrictions, but now both parties could be prosecuted under the law. Having sex in public is already illegal.

Only those with a “reasonable excuse” are permitted to meet in a private place.

The amended bill reads: “No person may, without reasonable excuse, stay overnight at any place other than the place where they are living.”

This differs from the previous legislation, which prohibited people from leaving their home at all without a reasonable excuse.

Anyone breaking the law can be fined £100, halved to £50 if paid within 14 days.

Human rights barrister Adam Wagner tweeted on Sunday: “I can’t believe I’m about to tweet this.

“From tomorrow sex between two (or more) people in a private place who do not live in the same household is a ‘gathering’ between 2 or more people and is therefore illegal.
Tomcats are of course exempt this ruling, do you honestly think this will stop sex, we ae used to our hypocrasy in our government and it pales into insignificance when yo see murder on the streets by the police, in America, the British will have sex don't worry.laugh love smitten
Jun 2, 2020 8:51 AM CST Poor England!
keresem
keresemkeresemCork, Ireland4 Threads 138 Posts
PeKaatje: No one will ever defeat the United Kingdom, no Atom Bomb, no corona, no army.
Hail Brittania.
it's true, will be defeated by themselves as they're falling apart slowly laugh
Jun 2, 2020 9:30 AM CST Poor England!
keresem: it's true, will be defeated by themselves as they're falling apart slowly
Sadly along with a lot of other countries.

P.S. My Doctor many moons back came from Cork. I used to bake soda bread for her. Lovely people.hug
Jun 2, 2020 9:35 AM CST Poor England!
germanspitz: Sadly along with a lot of other countries.

P.S. My Doctor many moons back came from Cork. I used to bake soda bread for her. Lovely people.
what are you burbling on aboutdoh bouquet
Jun 2, 2020 9:51 AM CST Poor England!
tomcatty: what are you burbling on about
The poster I was responding to comes from Cork or didn't you notice.tongue
Jun 2, 2020 9:57 AM CST Poor England!
germanspitz: The poster I was responding to comes from Cork or didn't you notice.
I notice everything, carry on Fritzlaugh laugh laugh laugh bouquet
Jun 2, 2020 10:13 AM CST Poor England!
tomcatty: I notice everything, carry on Fritz
Did you notice the cane I was carrying? Thought not, pull them down and bend over but don't you dare enjoy itprofessor rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 2, 2020 10:40 AM CST Poor England!
keresem
keresemkeresemCork, Ireland4 Threads 138 Posts
germanspitz: Sadly along with a lot of other countries.

P.S. My Doctor many moons back came from Cork. I used to bake soda bread for her. Lovely people.
people very friendly here but I don't like soda bread, I'm Hungarian, different cuisine peace
Jun 2, 2020 10:52 AM CST Poor England!
keresem: people very friendly here but I don't like soda bread, I'm Hungarian, different cuisine
No problems you make the goulash and I'll bake the bread .What a feast we'll have.cheering
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