Give Me the Gospel (28)
Peace and love. 
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Cranky_Geezer: Peace and love.
Wrong! Next! 
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Lasagna: Give Me the Gospel
...in 50 words or less.
An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:...in 50 words or less.
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
I didn't count words, though.
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Tulefell: An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
I didn't count words, though.
Wrong! Next! Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
I didn't count words, though.
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Type the words Jono ffs! 
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Lasagna: How rude
That all depends om situation and perspective, but in this case, yep! 
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Melody1671: There you go... You're welcome...
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Lasagna: Give Me the Gospel
...in 50 words or less.
Is this a job interview? ...in 50 words or less.
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galrads: Is this a job interview?
No, its homework.------ This thread is Archived ------
Lasagna: No, its homework.
Oh, ok then.... good news 
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Lasagna: No, its homework.
Great. I logged onto CS just to get a homework assignment. I've a better idea. Why don't you find the gospel yourself and get back to us when you do. 
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Tulefell: An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
I didn't count words, though.
Can anyone explain the point of this story?....I don't understand it.Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m telling everybody!"
I didn't count words, though.
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snowlynx: Can anyone explain the point of this story?....I don't understand it.
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Tulefell: Do you need point in everything?
Well I'm not very smart so often I do yes but I genuinely don't get the joke here....if it is a joke?------ This thread is Archived ------
Lasagna: Give Me the Gospel
...in 50 words or less.
the gospel according to who?...in 50 words or less.
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Lasagna: Give Me the Gospel
...in 50 words or less.
1) Give-Me-the-Gospel (4 words)...in 50 words or less.
2) The-Gospel (2 words)
Again, you're welcome...
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Lasagna: Give Me the Gospel
...in 50 words or less.
Adam sinned, the devil grinned, Noah built a boat, it sure could float, Moses ran, made the Red Sea span, Salome twirled, poor John’s head hurled, Jesus said be cool, don’t be a fool, this nonsense cease, now have some peace. Amen...in 50 words or less.
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