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Robo calls are fun to mess with. (7)

Jun 29, 2020 3:22 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
The word is just hand up. Yeah, like that changes anything. Still get them. So decided when bored to mess with them. Push one. Let the idiots babble.
Your computer is generating problems. Or really? What program am I running. Babble babble. What program! Windows 10. Oh really...try XP. babble babble.
Your computer is...what system...babble babble...what system? Mac. Ha ha...I have a Dell running windows. babble babble.rolling on the floor laughing
This am, your Icloud account is compromised, do not enter private data..babble. Push 1. Sorry, first on rotary phone. Second I don't HAVE a cloud account.
What I do is hang on til they hang up. Hopefully, it costs them money for phone service.
Random robos end up a joke. It would help to contact those who might fall for it.
Your car warranty is due to expire. Hmmm..never had one. Do you think I could get one on my 76?laugh roll eyes
If I am not in a good mood, my response to the guy with the India accent ( first hint) is NOT nice.. more like I don't have ------so shove this phone up your %^*%^&*^$&(^&^&%^ and get %$^%&*%^&%^*^&.very mad
Jun 29, 2020 3:24 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
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Track16online today!Track16Little Hearts Ease, Newfoundland Canada948 Threads 12,602 Posts
Pick up the phone and whisper "its done but there is blood everywhere", then hang up
Jun 30, 2020 7:50 AM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
Track16: Pick up the phone and whisper "its done but there is blood everywhere", then hang up
Or " Look out of your window ... do you see the white vans ... there's three men in one of those who are going to take you out when you leave your office ... WE don't like scammers like you ! "

Then laugh as you hang up !

p.s. there's always gonna be a few white vans out there eh
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 4, 2020 12:05 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
SexyGeek
SexyGeekSexyGeekLas Vegas, Nevada USA5 Posts
If necessary, I first press "1" or whatever to get a person whose time I can waste.

Caller: "Lower your credit card rates to 0%."
Me: "I'd like to borrow $1,000,000 at 0%, invest the money, then pay you back."

Caller: explains life insurance policy he's selling
Me: "I'm only interested if I can collect without croaking."

I consider it a success when they hang up on me.
Jul 4, 2020 12:22 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
One time they called up on me and said:
They: Congratulations, youy've won a prize.
I: okay, send it to me.
They: No wait, you first need to answer a multiple choice question.
I: Okay, ask me.
They: In what sports won Erica Terpstra a gold Olympic medal?
I: Badminton.
They: No wait, it's multiple choice.
I: Okay, give me the answers.
They: A. Tennis, B. Swimming or C. Badminton.
I: Badminton.
They, Congratulations, you have won.
I: What do you mean? Erica Terpstra was a dutch swimmer you moron.

It kept silent for about one minute, then they hung up.

Erica Terpstra was a dutch swimmer about 60 years ago, won a gold medal at the olympics, later became politician and major, lately she makes tv-programms about travelling.
Jul 4, 2020 1:02 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
The object is to waste their time and dime. Keep them on babbling til either they hang up or I get bored and tell them off and hang up.
One time, rolling on the floor laughing Your computer is generating errors one...I told them to hang on, had to turn it on..read a bit...its booting up please wait....read a bit more....OK, on now what...oh where is that...I can't find it...OK..now what...I went on til he was sure he had a fish on the line and then....I HUNG UP in mid sentence.wow rolling on the floor laughing I could just see him..but, but, lost connection, who, how..I know they make calls by robos so no way he knew my number to call me back.tongue
Jul 4, 2020 1:06 PM CST Robo calls are fun to mess with.
well, one time my mother got a phonecall from an electricitycompany. She let them talk for a long time, and then she replied: I don't understand it, can you repeat it more slowly?
So they did, and my mother again: Well, I still don't understand it, can you repeat it once more? When they were finished for the 3rd time my mother said: Not interested, good day... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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