It was a Chapter I wrote about 5 years ago. This was the first paragraph. I just scanned the rest and it's crap even for me. But I liked this. I thought it was, well it made me laugh. WTF does that say about me?
B4 one tell me. It was your name imposed upon him; the tiny warrior none would cross bows. That was because he held no need for a bow; she shot for him. At that time he only held blade whose purpose was to skin and clean anything she shot intended for food. What she shot not intended for food but as the other way around we honoured them according to enemy rankings.
Those we held in least regard were also our most hated enemy; to them we would piss on and leave for the ants to eat at their leisure; as tribute to our friends who ate our enemies so that they may never be a total waste.
Those we held in greatest regard we did not piss on. W.
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But I liked this. I thought it was, well it made me laugh. WTF does that say about me?
B4 one tell me.
It was your name imposed upon him; the tiny warrior none would cross bows. That was because he held no need for a bow; she shot for him. At that time he only held blade whose purpose was to skin and clean anything she shot intended for food. What she shot not intended for food but as the other way around we honoured them according to enemy rankings.
Those we held in least regard were also our most hated enemy; to them we would piss on and leave for the ants to eat at their leisure; as tribute to our friends who ate our enemies so that they may never be a total waste.
Those we held in greatest regard we did not piss on.
W.