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mariamarcelaSIBIU, Transylvania Romania3 Threads 1,785 PostsSunnyside200: No happiness with out new generation in the world.
True...! 
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The deaf man had heard, when the dumb was saying, that the blind man saw, how the lame was running.
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There's always that one...
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a blind woman meets a man who lost his legs, probably in Afghanistan, or was it Syria? Never, mind, they talk a while, and then the woman says: Let's go for a walk. The man asks? How can I, I got no legs, and you can't see where we are walking.
Well, the woman says, because you have nog legs I guess I could carry you on my shoulders, and you can tell me where to go. So they did, and suddenly the woman hears a woman on high heels passing by.
Ooh, what a pretty woman, she says.
How can you know, you can't see, the man on her shoulders says.
No, I can't see, but I feel it in my neck.
Well, the woman says, because you have nog legs I guess I could carry you on my shoulders, and you can tell me where to go. So they did, and suddenly the woman hears a woman on high heels passing by.
Ooh, what a pretty woman, she says.
How can you know, you can't see, the man on her shoulders says.
No, I can't see, but I feel it in my neck.
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mariamarcela: Tell your friend I saw him last night in my dream ...
It was weird ... he looks exactly like you ...!
One night's dreamIt was weird ... he looks exactly like you ...!
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mariamarcela: There's always that one...
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...MORNIN'
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If he farts...
I'm dead!
I'm dead!
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PeKaatje: a blind woman meets a man who lost his legs, probably in Afghanistan, or was it Syria? Never, mind, they talk a while, and then the woman says: Let's go for a walk. The man asks? How can I, I got no legs, and you can't see where we are walking.
Well, the woman says, because you have nog legs I guess I could carry you on my shoulders, and you can tell me where to go. So they did, and suddenly the woman hears a woman on high heels passing by.
Ooh, what a pretty woman, she says.
How can you know, you can't see, the man on her shoulders says.
No, I can't see, but I feel it in my neck.
Well, the woman says, because you have nog legs I guess I could carry you on my shoulders, and you can tell me where to go. So they did, and suddenly the woman hears a woman on high heels passing by.
Ooh, what a pretty woman, she says.
How can you know, you can't see, the man on her shoulders says.
No, I can't see, but I feel it in my neck.
Nice fun .
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- Dad, can I hug you?
- Son, I have no more money...Your mother hugged me earlier.
- Son, I have no more money...Your mother hugged me earlier.
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I don't marry...
...for the same reason
...for the same reason
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-You have the nerve to come home so late??? I've been waiting for you for a few hours with the lights on ...!
- It's all your fault! I've been sitting in front of the house for a few hours, waiting for you to fall asleep ...
- It's all your fault! I've been sitting in front of the house for a few hours, waiting for you to fall asleep ...
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Intuition is a woman's quality that helps her contradict her husband before he can open his mouth.
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I would have given my sympathy to her next victim. I'm not kidding
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Fadedbluejeans: I would have given my sympathy to her next victim. I'm not kidding
Aquarius... hmmm...!Now it makes sense...
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mariamarcela: Aquarius... hmmm...!
Now it makes sense...
your neatNow it makes sense...
Yes Aquarius.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
I almost forgot to thank Intewoods for posting that song for me the other day. Thankks Intewoods
I figure you would see it here.
I figure you would see it here.
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