Once Upon A Time... (13)
ElysianFields: A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in." The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into your house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old man explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.
"How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth". Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking towards the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together:
"If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed outside, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success."
Should I insert CS/BS here???"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in." The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into your house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old man explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.
"How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth". Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking towards the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together:
"If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed outside, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success."
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mikey4691: Some I like my creepy stuff..
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mikey4691: Some like my creepy stuff..
Never had you down as a creep Mikey.
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germanspitz: Never had you down as a creep Mikey.
He's more then likely related to Dolly Parton, but he's not a creep! ... 
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germanspitz: Never had you down as a creep Mikey.
You haven't seen me between the sheets.. 
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Inthewoods: He's more then likely related to Dolly Parton, but he's not a creep! ... ...
Why Dolly Parton ?? Surely you don't think Dolly is a dim dolly Inthewoods?------ This thread is Archived ------
mikey4691: You haven't seen me between the sheets..
Perish the thought Mikey
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Inthewoods: He's more then likely related to Dolly Parton, but he's not a creep! ... ...
Hi inthewoods
Any luck
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ElysianFields: A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in." The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into your house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old man explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.
"How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth". Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking towards the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together:
"If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed outside, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success."
Don't know what you're talking about. Because there's apples you also get oranges, something like that?"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in." The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into your house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old man explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.
"How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth". Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking towards the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together:
"If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed outside, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success."
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germanspitz: Hi inthewoods Any luck
It might be luck... Last Wednesday, I thought I saw her, I walked right up and started talking to her, then, I realized it was someone different, I think... 
Maybe she has a sister with different hair color? ... That or I'm losing my mind... Maybe I can meet both of them ... The last thing she said was, see ya around... And I said, I hope so...
... At least I'm having fun in my own little world...
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Taralyn: Wouldn't you rather be freaky under the sheets as opposed to creepy???
Same thing, kinda.. 
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"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in." The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into your house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old man explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one," He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed.
"How nice!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth". Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
"Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking towards the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
"I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together:
"If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed outside, but since you invited Love, wherever he goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success."