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Nov 26, 2020 12:03 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Are you bored and want something different? Now providing special accommodations for those who qualify. Women only. Alcohol permitted. Three-hour time slots and over 100 cuddle positions available. Overnights available on weekends only. Come one come all, I am the best cuddler around. laugh beer wave
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Nov 26, 2020 2:19 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Chambellaonline today!
Chambellaonline today!ChambellaCanberra (ACT) & Batemans Bay, New South Wales Australia526 Posts
You will get more action if you stand on a street corner with a sign "Professional Cuddler' than you would get in CS laugh
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Nov 26, 2020 2:21 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Chambella: You will get more action if you stand on a street corner with a sign "Professional Cuddler' than you would get in CS
Seems that way. laugh
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Nov 26, 2020 2:22 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
TheDino1
TheDino1TheDino1Belfast, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 1 Polls 5,029 Posts
galrads: Are you bored and want something different? Now providing special accommodations for those who qualify. Women only. Alcohol permitted. Three-hour time slots and over 100 cuddle positions available. Overnights available on weekends only. Come one come all, I am the best cuddler around.
There might an opening at the stud farm..laugh head banger
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Nov 26, 2020 2:30 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
TheDino1: There might an opening at the stud farm..
I might try my luck there some time too. If the Italian St Patrick can win you all over I might get lucky there too. laugh
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Nov 26, 2020 2:31 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
TheDino1
TheDino1TheDino1Belfast, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 1 Polls 5,029 Posts
galrads: I might try my luck there some time too. If the Italian St Patrick can win you all over I might get lucky there too.
To be sure, you never know yer luck says he..laugh
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Nov 26, 2020 3:10 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Butterflygirl1
Butterflygirl1Butterflygirl1Dublin, Ireland1,080 Posts
Pre Covid

I seen an ad for a cuddle party

I love my hugs but that’s just weird group of strangers all cuddling
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Dec 2, 2020 1:12 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Astranea
AstraneaAstraneaNuuk, Sermersooq Greenland163 Posts
Chambella: You will get more action if you stand on a street corner with a sign "Professional Cuddler' than you would get in CS
That's dangerous. He might end like Joker... uh oh
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Dec 2, 2020 3:42 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Astranea: True, true. No innocent cuddling with men.

Galrads, your true intentions are revealed.
laugh
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Dec 2, 2020 3:45 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
galrads: Are you bored and want something different? Now providing special accommodations for those who qualify. Women only. Alcohol permitted. Three-hour time slots and over 100 cuddle positions available. Overnights available on weekends only. Come one come all, I am the best cuddler around.
I'd rather cuddle a pig
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Dec 2, 2020 3:47 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
Taralyn
TaralynTaralynFunk Island, Newfoundland Canada3 Threads 907 Posts
galrads: Are you bored and want something different? Now providing special accommodations for those who qualify. Women only. Alcohol permitted. Three-hour time slots and over 100 cuddle positions available. Overnights available on weekends only. Come one come all, I am the best cuddler around.
I may be requiring your services soon. The temps keep dropping and I'm getting colder and colder. Blood is starting to gel. Only need you on the days that are below 15C...... Yeah, you might as well move on in. You must keep groomed toenails and have any back hair waxed should it be anywhere other than your lower back.

When will you be by???
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Dec 3, 2020 5:14 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Taralyn: I may be requiring your services soon. The temps keep dropping and I'm getting colder and colder. Blood is starting to gel. Only need you on the days that are below 15C...... Yeah, you might as well move on in. You must keep groomed toenails and have any back hair waxed should it be anywhere other than your lower back.

When will you be by???
Morning, you like to hog the covers. laugh
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Dec 3, 2020 5:26 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
Taralyn
TaralynTaralynFunk Island, Newfoundland Canada3 Threads 907 Posts
galrads: Morning, you like to hog the covers.
Only because I have had to warm myself, the best way I know how.
Make sure you snuggle tightly and then I'll be throwing off the blankets.....
Do your job, Gal!!

snowman2 cold
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Dec 3, 2020 11:07 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Butin: ........ oh dear
laugh you have the talent for text editing laugh
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Dec 3, 2020 11:08 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Taralyn: Only because I have had to warm myself, the best way I know how.
Make sure you snuggle tightly and then I'll be throwing off the blankets.....
Do your job, Gal!!
hug I guess I can use a little practice laugh
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Dec 3, 2020 11:22 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
Mongo_lives
Mongo_livesMongo_livesRock Ridge, Texas USA210 Posts
Mongo not understand. Mongo think professional mean you get paid for your job. If Mr. Galrad get paid for snuggling women Mongo want to know where he can get that job. banana
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Dec 3, 2020 11:25 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
Taralyn
TaralynTaralynFunk Island, Newfoundland Canada3 Threads 907 Posts
Mongo_lives: Mongo not understand. Mongo think professional mean you get paid for your job. If Mr. Galrad get paid for snuggling women Mongo want to know where he can get that job.
Become the better snuggler, Mongo..........

I'll book you in for next Thursday for a trial run.......

wink wave
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Dec 3, 2020 11:32 AM CST I am a professional cuddler
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Mongo_lives: Mongo not understand. Mongo think professional mean you get paid for your job. If Mr. Galrad get paid for snuggling women Mongo want to know where he can get that job.
You know what they say about being good at something Mongo ...

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Dec 3, 2020 2:38 PM CST I am a professional cuddler
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
galrads: Are you bored and want something different? Now providing special accommodations for those who qualify. Women only. Alcohol permitted. Three-hour time slots and over 100 cuddle positions available. Overnights available on weekends only. Come one come all, I am the best cuddler around.
Most fat people are good cuddles .
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